it’s always why the fuck did you make a periodic table blanket what’s wrong with you and never how was the periodic table blanket was it fun being crushed by your own creation
ur twenties is just reciting "life is tough but i am tougher" 500 times a day. sometimes thru tears
oh to be a little tabby cat snoozing in a sheet that was supposed to be hung up to dry <3
You probably won’t find it in any official field guides, but you should know that in my neck of the woods we call a baby spoonbill a “teaspoon”
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
THDI IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE
This little guy is experiencing Thoughts and Emotions
Underrated form of intimacy: you listen to me intently as I endlessly rant about crime and punishment to you
it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king