As a greeting, you head bob down to strangers and head bob up to people you know.
Who is you... What are we

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As a greeting, you head bob down to strangers and head bob up to people you know.
Who is you... What are we
Every sense is actually touch
everytime we touch i get this feeling
There is no food that cannot be enhanced by adding either cheese or chocolate
WHAT ABOUT [[Cheese Or Chocolate]]
Cheese+chocolate is delicious, what are you on about
Cucumbers on the other hand...
There is no drink that does not include water
Hydrogen peroxide?
Actually nevermind, it does now.
You can totally suck at an activity and it can still bring you a lot of joy.
—people who take long showers
if every insect were to disappear the earth would suffer, if all humans would disappear the earth would thrive
objectively wrong. human infrastructure unattended will fuck up the Earth's surface even more. Furthermore Earth is so much bigger than it's surface and organisms mean nothing to it
If someone had mind reading they wouldn’t be able to understand the people who think in a foreign language
Considering people think in images(as in when they think of an object, they don't just think of its name, but the feel of it), the mind reader would understand. The five senses are pretty universal.
Prove me wrong
So much porn has been made that it’d take tens of thousands of years to watch it all. And still 99.9% of all sex that’s happened has gone undocumented.
10k years is 87,66 million hours. Do with that what you will.
The spelling of short is longer than the spelling of long.
Perfectly balanced
Contrary to what one might think doors are not made so you can go through walls, the hole in the wall is made for that. Doors are made so you can’t go through the hole in the wall.
i’d l-let you go through my hole… that door is w-wide open… *a tattered screen door slams shut on your cock* oops… sorry… i t-tried to prop it open, but y-you know how these old doors can be… *tries to kick it open* *my foot goes through the screen* oh, no… *your cock is still caught in the door* *you are in immense pain* sorry about that… i hope it’s not r-ruining the mood… *opens the door and props it open with a brick* there we go ;) come on in…
All cars actually have 5 wheels if you include the steering wheel
look at this guy STILL using a STEERING WHEEL everybody point and laugh
Most people will never become the person they wanted to be as a child
Preferences change throughout life, that's correct.
The person standing in front of you is technically the person standing the furthest behind you
Idk I feel like the ISS crew is farther.
Nevermind they aren't standing. Reply cancelled
Medical science allows people with unfavorable genetic traits to succeed and procreate, disrupting natural selection and increasing our dependence on medical science. Human genetics will eventually have to be edited to remove all the crappy genes medical science has allowed to proliferate.
Nobody's genetics is perfect lmao. You seem to overestimate medicine. You also forgot how adapting works.
If Frankenstein jerked himself off, technically one person is jerking off another person
Incorrect. Frankenstein-the-youngest is a whole person.
The number of academic papers on porn is surprisingly low considering the high number of people who watch it for research purposes.
They never got the sauce :(
Even though you listen to music by Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, etc. you are not really listening to their music.
They're composers. It's their music. The producer owns the song as much as the performer.
There’s probably a major portion in our history that someone changed in the records so as not to make themselves look bad
history is written by the victors
It shouldn’t surprise anyone that November has the most birthdays considering what’s in February
Most people I know are born in spring
On your route to work/school, you are probably crossing some former crime scenes
probably is an understatement
