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Depresso Espresso

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Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

This is oddly specific.

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Capitalism creates a boring dystopia. Not only do they own your labor value, they own your time. If you are efficient, you can't leave early. They own you until the day is done.