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i expect everyones CHONKIEST cattos in the notes here

She C HO N K

BIG C H O N K

My background.

Did someone say CHONKY CATS!?!?!!?

I know all of these

What the hell are those-

Lets just say, youtube was a very different place oh so many years ago

I see your early Youtube and raise you Albinoblacksheep.

She’s all yours. You really are a perfect couple. The best of luck to you both.

I will always be here for Baby!Daredevil vs Baby!Superman. Ye gods, I love this movie.

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And now I miss the DOGZ and CATZ games.

Pretty sure I still have a CD somewhere.  I wonder if it’s Windows 10 compatible.  :D :D 

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

BLEASE

Gollum

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

The inevitable reboot better go for these looks.

Frodo’s bizarre adventure

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

Don’t forget a little pussy

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

Thank you for this blessed post

usually don’t do nsfw, but you gotta admit those are some great tits

@cursed-cactus-things ok, this is the only funny nsfw joke youre allowed to make from now on

YESS IT’S BACK ON MY DASH!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR 😂😂😂

“Don’t mind me, just here petting my dik.”

Giving a shit sucks

Honestly, I want a whole series of pretty much nothing but Matt and Jess having to deal with each other's bullshit and the bullshit of the world at large.

~Circa Old Republic Era~

Nadia: Youngest Satrivana sibling left the Jedi order after years of training to pursue politics.

Portia: Used to be Nadia’s Padawan, crafted her saber from the crystal she salvaged from Nadia’s old twin saber which got destroyed during the Siege of Taris.

Lucio: Ambitious Sith Lord doing his damnest to be a Darth. Always in pursuit of dark knowledge.

Muriel: Lucio’s old apprentice who deserted into an unknown planet and eventually inherited the lightsaber of Khamgalai, a member of Jedi High Council.

Asra: Youngest member of Jedi High Council, usually utilizes both sides of the force in combat but serves the light.

Julian: Wanted by no less than 20 megacorpoations for smuggling illegal goods, information and refugees in and out of systems.

Karayan: Voted most likely to kill his master.

NOBODY TOUCH ME

I made a meme.

This is the content I'm here for

@jacobinesque​

sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup

Is that actually a thing? like do Americans not learn that stuff??? I am confusion 

it is actually a thing, and it is frightening 

I was really curious about this so I (from Spain) took a quiz to see how I did and got a 98%… Kinda wanna start a thing sooooo..

take this quiz I took, reblog and comment where you’re from…, I’m tryna see sumn lmao 

America… 42% :(( its not our fault!!!!! its the education system’s!!!!!!!!!

OH FUVK I ONLY GOT ONE OF THEM

American, 84%

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

Look, i’ve been on tumblr for nine fucking years and I don’t get this meme. I remember seeing it at some point, but have no clue what it means.

because this meme is pre tumblr and pre-youtube and is about 17 years old, almost twice as long as you’ve been on tumblr the ancient depths of albinoblacksheep will never die

Netflix’s The Witcher.

STAR WARS: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) dir. J.J. Abrams

Now THIS is the kind of top-notch dialogue I’m looking for in my Star Wars content!!!!!

Poor Finn looks almost OFFENDED. Like, god DAMN it, I never got to fly! I was with the stormtroopers nearly my ENTIRE LIFE and I never got a jetpack and you’re telling me just months after I leave that’s when they pass out jetpacks?! WHAT THE HELL.

The new Mad Max looks kinda rad.

is it like a beat without a melody

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

like this

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately