glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

PASSION. WORSHIP. INFATUATION.

I'LL KILL YOU.

THIS IS HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

my mea l

Out-of-context Cold Day in Hell quotes you can use any time.

Most of them come from Soldier, unsurprisingly

tf2 heritage post

OMG I WILL

The White House has just announced $8 billion will be dedicated to building a nether hub for the United States in a landmark move for transport infrastructure

i just watched all of emesis blue and this comment is destroying me

meow

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what about the italian pride.

heavy with ikea bear djungelskog requested by @djungelskoglover following up from blahaj sniper..

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

The word for rat and frenchmen in gaeilge are the same

Out of Touch

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world heritage post

just adding a few to the collection

reblogging for reference.

adding some more

adds some

what the fuck

world heritage post

i’m always caught off guard by the “hail satan” one

hope I’m not late

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Pixar movie about a dick who is too big to fit in with all the others

Hes an guy with a Prince Albert and his hood makes him stand out but he learns that you can be big and stand out and thats fine you don't have to fit in

His two best friends are a vagina and a t-dick and eventually he meets the most popular guy with a hood and they have their first kiss which is just docking

The climax of the movie is him going to Anal University and plugging up the butt that is flooding the whole town and he learns that big or small there's a place for everyone to fit in and love wins

His name is Cockand Balls and his dad is named Sir Cumcision and the bully is named Meatus and the guy he falls in love with is named Glans Shaft

Everyone is played by Adam Sandler

Hi. I did not take my meds, as you can tell.

No No keep going

lewd drawing by friedrich engels

art by @mossacannibalis

perhaps top 10 most influential tweets of all time for me