Thoughtless Gifts

Insert Your Fingies

Gotcha

Memorial Day Sale

Honesty Bot

Suff’s Up!

Jazz Crabs

The Perfect Girl Except She Has Constant Diarrhea

The New Cars Are Here

My Dreams Are Filled With Teeth

I am sorry

A Whistle That Summons Every Bald Man

Which one is it?

Horse Juice

Disgusting

This is the best way to break the news

Make a Baby

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