Obsesivetrash xp

Money... HOW did you make Vi believe a chair was haunted? That's amazing. I tip my hat to you sir.

Money: "it was a prank i could only perform once sadly. see, skeleton monsters can't move a whole lot with their magic when little. it takes a while and some growing up before we can move bigger objects. well, sans didn't realize i'd grown powerful enough to be able to move an armchair. so, for a week, i kept it secret and every time he'd sit in it, i'd move it with him in it to startle him. he kept freakin' out cause how was this chair moving?"

Money: "it was too funny."

(mam) hey edge, what has been your favorite part about hanging with lissa

Edge: "NONE OF IT. SHE'S INSUFFERABLE."

Lissa: "Love you too, Edge."

Edge huffs and shuffles a bit awkwardly, his face flushed.

(MaM) Stretch, what are your thoughts on Lissa adoring your book, as well as defending you against Brad(ley, screw him, let's write his full name since he apparently hates it) during your one-on-one outing?

Stretch: "well... it was really nice of her. she didn't have to defend me but she did, you know? and i'm always glad to hear someone loves my books. i try really hard to write stuff people enjoy. i uh...i hope she continues to love them."

edge, anyone ever tell you how handsome you are? 😏

Edge: "TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME, HUMAN?"

Lissa sweetheart, what is your favorite thing about your grandma? And your baby sister?

Lissa: "That they've always been there for me. That it doesn't matter what I do in life, or who I choose to be with, or who my friends are, how I dress and look... I will always be good enough for them. Gran and Lyn are my heart, and soul. They are my family."

Ello ello!

Bear and Sparrow can I please give you two a hug if you're comfortable for that? They say hugging people is good for your health because it lowers stress! :]

Bear; "uh yeah sure. i don't mind a hug. paps hugs me all the time."

Sparrow: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER AND I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS. WE BOTH ACCEPT."

You receive a warm group hug from both Sparrow and Bear.

(MaM, chapter 38 ask)

Wine, is there any reason why you didn’t say anything at the dinner? Everyone else did, do you perhaps have different plans?

Wine: "I DID NOT BELIEVE MY INPUT WAS NECESSARY AT THE MOMENT. EVERYONE ELSE HAD SAID ALL THAT NEEDED TO BE SAID. AS FOR DIFFERENT PLANS? WHO KNOWS."

Dear Vi,

(You’re my favourite sans, don’t tell the others.)

Do you like flowers?

Vi: "I SHALL KEEP IT TO MYSELF, HUMAN. DO NOT FRET. AS FOR FLOWERS, I SUPPOSE I DO NOT MIND THEM. WOLF IS THE REAL LOVER OF FLOWERS BUT I UNDERSTAND THEIR APPEAL."

Sparrow is so fucking cool and nice, husband material <3

Sparrow: "WHY THANK YOU, THAT'S EXTREMELY KIND OF YOU. I'M NOT SURE IF I'M HUSBAND MATERIAL OR NOT BUT I TRY VERY HARD TO BE A GOOD PERSON!"

Hey Money, tell me more about what you had a fight with Stretch when you came to this universe

Money: "oh, you mean when sans and i first got here? that was just cause i was in a shit mood. i was a week outta rehab, and i wasn't in the mood for what had just happened. sans and i were ripped from our home and sent to this place and here was this papyrus lookin' so fuckin' clean an' pampered i couldn't stand it. so, i got in his face which pissed off blue which pissed off vi. great start to a friendship, heh."

Stretch: "you were real buddy-buddy in a weeks time pft."

Money: "that's cause you and me are one of a kind, bestie."

Stretch: "i'll agree with that!"