Toad & Mushrooms Enamel Mug // MustardBeetle
[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄
The thing about big books is more book for your money. It’s a bargain. It’s like a double feature at the drive-in. It’s like a Big Gulp filled with ice. It’s like an eight lane highway. There is nothing more American.
Victor Hugo turning over in his grave
Victor Hugo, like a typical European, wrote a single, artisanal, handmade giant novel. Big fucking deal. Stephen King has been putting in a shift at the novel writing factory every single day since 1972, come rain, sleet, an extraordinary cocaine habit, getting every bone in his body crushed by a car, etc. He’s been stamping out book after book for 50 years like a one man Henry Ford. God Bless America.
i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them
i am once and again thinking about these props used in hannibal
(source: sam.propstoreauction.com)
mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality
I hate how every tutorial article or video these days has to start with a 5 hour long “hello and welcome to our guide in this guide we will tell you how to open this container. Many people find opening this container difficult at first, but with a little bit of guidance and know-how, we hope you will find this tutorial will give you all the tools you need to open this container. Please remember to subscribe for more tips like this. The container: it looks like a simple container, but it is actually quite tricky if you do not know the process. However, if you do know some ins and outs of opening this container, it is quite simple! You will quickly gain confidence and become a container opening master in no time with our helpful tips. Without further ado:” like Help me please help me right now sharks are eating me we’re running out of time you have to tell me right now
i literally cannot stop thinking about this post so
