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Came for the Memes

@oblong-canoodle

We all die. Either kill yourself or get killed. Watchu gonna do?
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Bro, it's like 4PM in São Paulo right now and all the smoke made it look like it's already night...city of ashes indeed.

That's POLLUTION for you guys. It's what you get when people burn the Amazon rainforest to make farms.

Ok so, the cloud of smoke over the city is from the burning of Amazon rainforest in Rondonia. Sao Paulo is 3300km (2052 miles) distant from Porto Velho. Athens is closer to London than Sao Paulo is to Porto Velho. Just to give you an idea of the damage they are doing to the forest right now, with the permission from the human trash president. Just so you guys from other countries have an idea of what's happening here in Brazil.

If you can reblog this to make people aware of the situation, I'll be really glad.

Look they've been burning the forest it's been 15 days now and people have died already in the fires. So the least I hope that the media will actually pay attention to Rondônia and the forest now that's affect São Paulo. The media here in Brazil is trying to take the attention away from the fires saying that what covered SP today as fog because of a cold wave, but many people already said: it's not fog, it's smoke. And if you're shocked about São Paulo sky, this is Rondônia where they are burning the forest:

So yeah, they are destroying the biggest ecosystem that is the Amazon right now. And the world must know.

Because if we depend on the media, the death of the Amazon won't be televised.

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My last two Kickstaters raised ONE MILLION DOLLARS combined - the ONLY WAY to know about the NEXT ONE (coming on a SECRET DATE in the future) is to send “Add me, Lorenzo!” to etheringtonbrothers@yahoo.co.uk  - if you’ve joined ANY of our mailing lists before you’re already on it!

Lorenzo!

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In this scene, Fred is supposed to be displaying concern for Shaggy’s safety.

That said…

…never before have I seen…

…such a series of expressions…

displaying barely-disguised contempt.

“I swear, if we have to bribe that little bugger with Scooby Snacks one more time, I’m gonna lose it.”

It’s very late.

I’ve been photographing 5 different Duke graduations.

I told myself I’d reblog the first post in the activity feed that made me giggle.

This, unsurprisingly, won.

Freddy know what you did… and he’ll never let you forget it.

–Colin (instagram! | photo blog! | BTS!)

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“Frenchman crying as the flags of fallen France were marched through the streets of Marseilles on their way to Africa. The man’s face conveys a sense of grief so profound as to transcend our expectations. The photo is nicknamed “The weeping Frenchman” and by some other sources as “The Crying Frenchman“.”

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where is the rat? bring him to me. 

as u wish… 

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T R A N S A C T I O N C O M P L E T E

i love this post because its like you can hear it coming

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little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

nothing gets past this guy

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hapalopus

Things that happened in Animorphs that people don’t talk about enough:

  • A man was forced to cannibalize his former student
  • It’s canon that humpback whales are telepathic and can communicate complex ideas such as the locations of shipwrecks
  • One of the kids was infested by a yeerk and literally saw Satan when the yeerk died. It wasn’t a vision. Satan is a canon character
  • God randomly shows up once in a while to help them out?
  • Dogs have been genetically engineered by furry androids
  • One of the kids is knocked unconscious and eaten alive by bullet ants but it’s okay because it happened via time-travel magic, so she was fine in the next book
  • One of the kids is allergic to alligator DNA and ends up expelling an entire fully grown alligator from her back, Alien: Covenant style
  • This universe’s version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas gets controlled by a yeerk, sees someshit, and moves to Uzbekistan after it’s all over
  • That entire book that was just about horses and an alien toilet
  • Zone 91, the secret military base where they supposedly keep aliens
  • The Animorphs crashing a party at the amusement park (because it was a cover to infest high-ranking military officers) and all the attendees thinking it’s a parade
  • Living, but remote-controlled, hammerhead sharks
  • The internet was designed by a yeerk who lives in a mansion and cannibalizes other yeerks and is the brother of Visser Three
  • They travelled back in time and killed Hitler
  • God is just a gamer who was given too much power on accident

Don’t forget the time one of them ensured the future of humanity by going back in time and killing all the dinosaurs

Atlantis is real and they steal humans for breeding, then vivisect them for a museum.

Broccoli is an alien plant cultivated hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Dust monsters that feed off energy live on Jupiter

One of the characters crashes a plane into a building, jumps out the impact hole and begins fighting. This act of terrorism is never followed up on by any government agency.

This same character beats an enemy to death with her severed arm.

A split starfish causes one character to develop split personalities.

A time machine is hidden on Earth and it is universally considered the most dangerous thing in existence. It’s an orb with no discernible controls and no one knows who created it. It is implied the creator(s) redacted themselves from existence on purpose.

One of the characters is able to detect when they are in an alternate universe and return them to the original one. 

In one of these alternate universes, five children are able to expose and possibly defeat an alien invasion in a week, with massive property damage.

One character escapes military prison so many times it becomes a running joke.

Don’t forget the giant cannibal centipede rebellion

Or the B-movie scifi aliens who are Very Very Small

I’m sorry, are we just gonna gloss over that three children could theoretically mash their bodies together into one tyrannosaurus? And don’t gimme that “it’s just the toys, not canon” bullshit. IT COULD HAPPEN.

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this was a coded transmission concealing information about the positions of american nuclear submarines

Just for kicks - Low Level Threat

9 E-6 - Latitude of -9, Longitude of 6 (Just off the coast of Angola)

Jeebee Weebees - Too damaged to dive

Fresh as fuck - Less than 5 minutes have passed since the incident

Smoking doinks all day - Fire on board, a slow burn

Gempat - Our position not found

Stinki Brinki - Suspected boarding of Russian Spies

Skunk Skunk - Plumbing’s been tampered with

Fuck 12 - 1200 hours