Remade. One day, we will meet again.

The UN definition of genocide in case anyone wants to make it seem as if you’re being over dramatic or extreme

https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/genocide.shtml

Every single person that made possible for ICE to exist, every person that work there, from officers to administration, every single one deserves to be executed like the cold animals they are. Every single one.

Of note there are doctors in San deigo working with Never again a Jewish lead movement to shut down ice and bp who are trying to get in so they can give children flu shots. Ice is of course refusing this calling them names and arresting them. Support these doctors if you can they won’t give up until the children are vaccinated

This is a tweet thread and interview explaining the situation as of 12/11/19

ICE had doctors and never again action activists arrested.

https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/publichealth/83824

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste From the playboys

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

An absolutely CRITICAL part of mermaid social etiquette is to ALWAYS swim around head height with other mermaids. This prevents both mermaids from harming each other via their tails, fins, and other appendages.

This etiquette is also intended to symbolize equality – regardless of whether you’re a coastal mermaid, a small freshwater mermaid, or a 50ft tall deep sea mermaid, everybody is deserving of equal stature.

OP: It’s for etiquette and safety for other mermaids! 

Me: Hell yeah! :)

OP: Because all mermaids are equal. 

Me, crying: H-hell,,, yeah,,,!!!! :,)

fsdfhbbfgbadgr hnadrGR BWNABLGRKAGRS DRB AFGSABJS FGSDFSNA SNSWAN SNAQNS ASNAS ANS ASNASN IN SAMSH SANS IN SMASH

the fact that sakurai said that toby fox personally came to his house and beat him in smash as a backstory for this makes it unbelievably funny

she’s not into you shes just social

me when i see my cat rub against someone i don’t like

A cisgender woman gets escorted out of the women’s bathroom by two policeman because she was wearing “masculine” clothing and didn’t have an ID to prove she was female and complying with the law. The policemen call her sir and refuse to let her simply go to the bathroom until she can prove she is truely female.

This backfire of transphobic legislation only shows that bathroom bills are not meant to protect anyone. They are meant to punish anyone who does not fit strictly within their deffinition of a man or a woman often leading to sexist generalizations and assumptions to judge who may or may not be “really” a woman.

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

You do the crime, you get the crime.

The plan is working!

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

He is gay, and does crimes.

Crime Man strikes again

I like Crime man

And Crime Man likes you too

¿ what are his Powers?

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

Speaking of company names, I’m considering several for whenever I get to the point where I can publish a Crime Man graphic novel.

Berrybo Comics is the the main one I’m considering. Or maybe just Berry Comics.

you know its great that you’re actually trying to make your ideas like Crime Man and Ducks a reality because whenever I see posts like this about cool story ideas I forget like “Oh yea, people on Tumblr do have the power to make things for real that aren’t just Tumblr posts. Neat.”

I look forward to any future Crime Man projects!

The struggle is seeing the projects through to the end but I keep trying.

I absolutely love crime man and I need more of him!!

Like I said, I’m working on it.

If you’d like to help me, please consider buying a writing commission from me so I could use the money to pay my artists.

Contact me at oberonn.business@gmail.com

I've been seeing a larger number of teenagers on Tumblr recently. Which could mean that despite supposedly dying, the site is still attracting new users.

honestly i think it’s more than anything undergoing a shift in demographic (away from art, towards jokes and shit)

That's good because Tumblr is a lot less like a piece of art and much more of a giant joke.

FUCK narratives that force a child to forgive their shitty parent out of guilt and/or obligation!!!

FUCK narratives that force anyone to forgive any kind of abuser out of guilt and/or obligation or for some bullshit higher ground and perception of Goodness™

Remember when Zuko shot his dad with lightning and then threw him in jail? That was a good narrative

oh good lord (x)

anyone? can anyone relate?

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

the only way this website is bearable is if you block everyone you dislike, like use that block button like no tomorrow. you think someones annoying or is leaving annoying comments on your posts? hell even just one annoying comment? block them. you think someones rude? block them. you just kinda dislike someone? block them. nobody is entitled to your internet space. we have the power to pick and choose which people interact with us on this site, unlike offline. utilize it! it is like, two clicks, it takes zero effort.

like i’ve blocked people for barely any reason at all. sometimes someone is just slightly annoying and your internet space would be slightly better if they couldn’t access it. blocking isn’t a big deal. its not a dramatic thing to do. its not a moral judgement on someone. its literally just utilizing a power unique to the internet. picking and choosing which people get to exist in your world with barely any work involved to it. just clicking the mouse!

Lin-Manuel Miranda is apparently watching Steven Universe for the first time!