make this the next big ship
[ID: A Star Trek TOS gifset. Spock asks, “Has it occurred to you that there’s a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?” Jim, smiling, replies, “It gives me emotional security.” Spock looks at him with an obviously pleased smile. End ID]
more ytp assets i made. now you too can enjoy Cardassians Reacting To Things
[ID/ quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine edited over a pregnant woman in a blue dress, supposedly for an ad for a mobile game. He is saying “I have your baby.” and the text below reads “Will you promote him to Prince consort?” with the option for Yes or No. There is also text in a white box under that that reads “it’s up to you!” and, to the right, “install now”. /end ID]
i keep seeing this stupid pose on pinterest and every time i see it my brain goes "haha its them". so i fulfilled the prophecy. now it really is them
id: fanart on a purple gradient background of Gul Dukat sprawled unconscious on the ground, with Kira Nerys standing over his body with one foot on his torso and a huge grin on her face, one hand on her hip and the other up in a peace sign.
star trek deep throat nine
badpatient
Not what it’s called
oh yeah? then explain this
polteaageist
#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.
Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety.
After all, comedy is timing.
girls only want one thing
bread
oh, ma’am, we figured out what was wrong with your hard drive. there were so many drawings of quark they overwrote your system files. no, we didn’t know that could happen, either.
(screencap redraw! i… intended this to be a quick cartoony one but then it… wasn’t. oops.)
