Vogue Korea x Barbie Interview
Just homies being homeboys, what's better than that?
The super Mario theme is sending me
Seeing a cop in public: uneasy, on edge, prepared for the worst, hyper vigilant
Smelling weed in public: relaxed, joyful, safe and secure, among friends, at ease and smile
fun fact: western shirts' buttons are snaps instead of normal buttons so cowboys can more easily tear each other's clothes off without ruining them in the heat of the moment
Fun facts of the day!
- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed
- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature
- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised
- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there
- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge
Comment of the year
Boeing 727-200
Thank You For Boeing A Friend.
i struggle to find the imagery of the danse macabre anything but joyful if i'm being honest. like darling, we're all on a one-way trip from womb to tomb anyway. we might as well dance along the way.
come on. take my hand and come dance with us. have some fun with it.
Il Piacere, May 1985.
Photographed by Victor Skrebneski.
Model: Joan Severance.
my friend said no-one wants to be the god of gay sex and abortions and im like you’re kidding right i know at least six people who would kill for that to be their job
princess peach at the sperm bank
nothing could have prepared me for that comment
Cassandra Peterson and her alter ego, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, 1980s
It's really no surprise that she's a lesbian.
putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now
it's a common misconception that this is the bisexual couch this is actually the switch couch
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
You know what, valid
Just stumbled upon this homophobic ad from a Christian Church on Facebook and the way it unintentionally slayed—
yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
Sorry Derek, I cannot reblog it without your tags as they are just... the essence. The extract 🤌