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[ID: a screenshot of a Petfinder listing in Portsmouth, Ohio, for a large, female, brown tabby domestic shorthair cat named Big Papa Huge Time. /End ID.]
Source: petfinder.com
on indeed dot com like do you have jobs where i wont want to kill myself
“the horrors” is such a good phrase for when anyone experiences anything. going to work? thats the horrors. thinking about a really awful time of your life? the horrors. waking up before youre supposed to and not being able to fall back asleep? also the horrors
they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
- You take the soldiers, I’ll take the queen.
- Must you always rush into things?
THE CLONE WARS | 2.07 Legacy of Terror
girl who loves her friends so much but is so bad and awful at messaging them back for some reason even though she really really wants to talk to them
my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"
tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website
really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
This post resurrected the word Slonk
Anonymous asked:
is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??
yo your brother kind of sucks