Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
nonbinarywithaknife
[ID/ A screenshot of a tumblr post by lesbianahsoka that says, “revenge of the sith “you were my brother anakin….i loved you” scene but replaced with the “are you HAUNTED? are you fucking POSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!” audio from mbmbam” /end ID]
Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And that’s the tea.
alderaann
The makes me so happy. It's never to late to come out or express your identity.
You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’
Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think
pitbullmabari
ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like
ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window
The Star Wars films, from Obi-Wan Kenobi's perspective
Episode I: The Time Someone Decided That I, of All People, Was Ready to Be a Parent
Episode II: The Time Mystery Monday Got Completely Out of Hand
Episode III: The Time I Left Coruscant for Ten Fucking Minutes and Anakin Destroyed the Jedi Order and the Entire Republic
Episode IV: I Guess the Skywalkers Are All Back on Their Bullshit Again
Episode V: The First Time in Three Goddamn Years Luke Actually Answered My Phone Call
Episode VI: That Time I Had to Sit On the Sidelines and Watch My Two Dumbass Apprentices Race to See Who Could Screw Everything Up the Fastest
Bonus: The Clone Wars: I Haven't Slept in Three Fucking Years, How Was I Supposed to Know That I Was Flirting?
sith!obi-wan scribbles and a tribute to the latest chapter of wicked thing by @imaginaryanon who we all should give some love to as well as blame her for this hell
(click the image for full view because tumblrs re-sizing is atrocious, wtf)
my friend says that this picture is sad. watch a man losing last bits of his hope.
The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and he STILL said Anakin was too old to be able to start training at like age 9 what a king
mockiato-deactivated20200315
Maybe yoda just doesn’t understand human ages and was like ‘nine that’s what like.... 500? 800? Yeah that’s way too old’
The Prequels Characters As Troubled Birds
Padme:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan:
Palpatine:
Mace Windu:
When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE
The Child in The Mandalorian 1x02
princeofdarkness15
protect this precious GREEN BEAN!
nite0wl29
He’s so freakin cute!!!!!!!!!!