The bonbon in the paper cup of life

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

i’ve been saying it for years:

government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%

employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

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getting banned from the midjourney discord channel for endlessly requesting "Perfect gnome, red conical hat, rosy cheeks, button nose, extremely high res, beautiful brown shoes, snowy field, 4k" over and over because I'm not getting the results I want

My dark souls co-op summons running alongside me watching me fail to dodge 100% of enemy projectiles and spam 7 estus before we even reach the boss room

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

or the Bone Pharoh

I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.

You don't have to date. You don't have to stop being friends. You can just keep hanging out. Self control and respect exists.

And sometimes you will date your friend and figure out that your dynamic worked better when you were friends. And then you can go back to being friends. It's really quite simple. Mature and cool, even.

Even requited attraction doesn't need to be acted upon. Two people can be mutually attracted to each other and still decide not to date or not to change the dynamic of their friendship. People who are dating can mutually decide it worked better as a friendship, even if the attraction persists.

Feelings are just feelings. Not all feelings need to be realized as actions. It's very mature and cool to still treat people like people even after learning about their feelings, whatever they are.

Been obsessed with the ocean floor recently

HOA freaks are just on a level I can’t even begin to comprehend like what exactly am i supposed to be offended by in this picture I genuinely do not know

Well at least in this case, the answer is "idk they're just evil"

Evil and really stupid.

guy who definitely understands scale: just find an investment with 12500% annualised returns, like agriculture

This man is wanted by the IRS

I think he's wanted for just a few more things besides tax evasion

op what the FUCK are you implying

I guess we haven't all done it

i post from here

i’m sorry officer i didn’t know i was speeding. i was listening to nine inch nails and my erection was pressing on the accelerator

Via twitter

The tags on this post lmfaoooo

gems from the tags: round 2

sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4

new SuperWhoLock just dropped

#we joke that the first room is a bloodbath#but you couldn't pay me to sit in on the second room#there's mental illness in that room so complex it's only perceivable by shrimp  (via @moorishflower​)