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@oats-and-rhinos

she/they to he/him pipeline

I still can't fucking get over how cetaceans adapted to spend their entire lives in the water and just never bothered to redevelop water-breathing. there's motherfuckers who spend an hour or more diving and the evolutionary solution is just "breathe a lot on the surface and then lower your heart rate to a near-hibernation level while actively cruising the seafloor for stuff to eat". totally insane solution to one of the oldest solved problems in biology

I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

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fanonical

it’s very revealing that all the usual right wing assholes are shitting themselves over a cartoon teenager being transgender, meanwhile the cisgender idiots on this website are like “hmmm it’s just a headcanon i really didn’t get that impression from the movie” like my brother in christ even the nazis can tell that this is a trans girl.

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haunthouse

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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haunthouse

fascinating