Red Wine Supernova (Fall Right Into Me)

Me letting pucks in: "So the goal is to be tender?"

(+part 2)

Let me paint you a picture. Imagine you are a roughly 11 year old child in 2004 in Ireland and you're in the hospital with the flu or a broken arm or something. and then Bob Dylan enters your room and starts playing the harmonica at you

unserious thought:

Overachiever dom who safely engages in breathplay with their subs by getting a degree in music education and teaching them how to use their diaphragms to sustain impossibly long passages

Elica Le Bon

I am once again saying that antisemtism towards jews, even ones you deem are morally wrong is bad. You should not be defaulting to bigotry. All it does is make you a bigot

the latest fashion is having dog legs instead of normal legs

I'd like to introduce everyone to this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

From Le Journal Amusant, 1877.

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021 - ) I 3.05 Breakup

Schrift-Proben von Schriftgiesserei - Benjamin Krebs - 1899 - via Paris bibliotheques

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

ℹ️ Readers added context you might want to know

that;s yrue

reblog for more people to see! :D

@lafortis

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

i made it