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brooke β™ŽοΈ

@oatmealsweatshirt

{spreading smiles like they're herpes since 2000} ||πŸŒžπŸ’πŸŒΏπŸŒŠ|| book lover, cat enthusiast, flannel collector, softball player
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If you pay taxes and you are killed by a police officer then you technically paid for your own murder (source)

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I would like to take a moment to post this. I think it’s important. This isn’t just β€œMr” Wrong. There are women who pull this shit too. Walk away.

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β€œi just wanna hate you. wanna take your heart in my hand and crush it until you know what you’ve done to me. i wanna hate you for telling me not to sing or not to cry or not to think about it too much. it’s been 7 fucking months and i still can’t say your name without a behind-the-scenes sequence of the love i gave you. you made me cold, you know? took the softest part of me and left it in the sun till it rotted and rotted. even the good memories taste bitter to me, my lost love. they taste like the times i gave you all of me but you couldn’t even come down to see me. i wish i could hate you, babe. but you still got it. you still got me.”

β€” please don’t come back // redrosepoet

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β€œyou’re choking me with the same hand that you’re caressing me with. your mouth says the most awful things to me yet still tastes sweet when you kiss me. you tell me you love me yet you act like you hate me. and still, i can’t leave you.”

β€” e.s. // abused & loved.

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Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community πŸ‘‘
  • Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
  • Spellbound - addictive horror πŸ‘» and romance stories
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
  • Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️
  • Hempire - become a plant mogul
  • Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Betternet - free proxy/VPN to be anonymous/bypass school filters
  • Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
  • Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane πŸš—
  • Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)
  • 1Q - get paid to answer simple questionsΒ 
  • Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
  • Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
  • Spill it - drop balls and break glass
  • Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
  • Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
  • Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
  • Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
  • Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
  • Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
  • Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
  • Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
  • Dosh - get paid to shop
  • Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome πŸ˜‰

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Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.