What if Stormtroopers are provided with faulty guns which is why they cant hit targets, but they’re all to scared to complain to Darth Vader
Volleyball is just a really intense game of Don’t Let the Balloon Touch the Ground
Could “Curiosity killed the cat” refer to schrödingers cat, in the sense that the curiosity of a human opening the box kills the cat, instead of the cat being killed by its own curiosity?
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?
From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’
If The Force Awakens flops, fans will forever know J.J. Abrams as Jar Jar Abrams.
Not giving a nickname to your Pokemon is like calling your dog by its breed.
There should be a show called “Are you Smarter than an Adult?” meant to put 5th graders back in their place. They’d be asked questions like “What day are taxes due?” and “Explain how the electoral college works.”.
Bomb makers should stop using RoyGBiv colors for the wires in their bombs. Imagine the bomb tech on the radio trying to describe cerulean vs cyan.
I have never washed my hands whilst sitting down
If I get the smallest object visible by the human eye and split it in half, would the two halfs just vanish into thin air as I’m looking at them?
Being pregnant is having a human being inside of you from having a human being inside you.
There could be a massive intergalactic war waging right now, and we have no way of knowing about it.
Socially anxious people can lessen their anxiety by performing small acts of kindness, a study found
If inhaling helium changes our voice, the way we sound right now is only a result of inhaling the current atmospheric gases on earth.
Google “site:edu [subject] exam” to find many different college exam featuring problem pertaining to that subject
On of the best commercials I’ve seen in years, BRILLIANT. .. (hope it uploads right my tablet been actin odd lol)
just have to add , you’ll love the twist at the end…
I honestly did not see that coming.
Aww yis.
Google should tally all the scores from the offline dinosaur game in an area and bring Google Fiber to whichever area racks up the most points.
Why doesn’t anyone ever come back from a near death experience claiming Hell is for real?

