“men are so sad and so lonely” then they should hug each other and talk about it. The fuck do i look like

...Mmm, pass.

Okay but it's so much worse than you could imagine. This fucking moron is spewing such absolute horseshit from his mouth I don't even know what the fuck he's even trying to say.

Direct quotes include gems such as:

“Forget OceanGate. Forget Titan. Forget Stockton. Humanity could be on the verge of a big breakthrough and not take advantage of it because we, as a species, are gonna get shut down and pushed back into the status quo."

“I am not an engineer or a scientist, but I have ultimate faith in the abilities of both. Therefore, I always figured that they would be able to overcome the myriad challenges facing us in the extreme environment of space.”

In addition to those, we have the following:

"In his blog post, Söhnlein suggested that 'a *private* group could certainly advocate such a vision,' and could likely do it faster than NASA, a US government agency."

"Söhnlein’s envisions creating a floating colony that could withstand the sulfuric acids in Venus’ clouds — just one element of the planet’s atmosphere that makes it uninhabitable to humans. He failed to address how this proposed space station for as many as 1,000 colonists would handle the 224 mile-per-hour, hurricane-force winds that are also characteristic of Venus, according to NASA."

Why do all of these billionaire bastards think they can outsmart SCIENCE???

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

sure is yeah. keep me updated

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

Cooking

here's your fucking feedback @staff

list of problems the removal of icons causes:

list of problems solved by removing icons:

here's some more feedback: maybe when you run an a/b test you should, idk, actually have a feedback form people can fill out about it somewhere

cosigned

@staff

It's not exactly what you mean in that it's not specifically for this a/b group thing but...

THERE IS A FEEDBACK FORM YOU CAN FILL OUT!!!

Click Help at the bottom right of the screen (might have to scroll a little bit to get it)

At the top of your screen, tap Contact Support, and it will open a sidebar.

On the Choose a category for support option, choose Feedback.

Fill out the rest of the form with your feedback and be as civil as possible while getting your points across.

If you're on mobile:

Tap the profile button, then enter your settings.

Under General Settings, which should be the first option available to select, scroll down until you see Help.

Scroll the page to the bottom until you see Contact Support, and tap it.

And like on desktop, you select Feedback from the dropdown menu for Choose a category for support.

I have no idea how effective this is, but considering it's one of the few ways to actually contact staff and support that gets you a response (you'll receive an email reply eventually!), it's worth a shot

ASCII art 10,000

“It’s something to do” sIR—

Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus), in transitional plumage, family Phasianidae, Alaska

photograph by Kristina Ellis

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

Can’t believe you’d view that fish with your own eyes and then ask this

I ship them but in a "definitely on their 3rd divorce" way

TRÉASURE…

Trayjure (ah!)

The pirates’ trayjure (oo!)

[id: photo of a thin silver scythe with the edge opposite the blade decorated with stylized flame-like sun rays. the background is plain black. /end id.]

eclipsickle

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.