my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it
my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it
context: i thought everyone just stims constantly but then saw a post implying otherwise
*clips my carabiner to yours so you don't get lost*
i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it
british bands from the 60s always have at least one paleolithic member
the hollies had bernie
the who had pete
beatles had george (temple priestess)
rolling stones had all of them
pink floyd had the scary guy
I feel like TikTok has become the central meeting point of people who have discovered Fraud 101 and think they’re the first ones to come up with it
#uh oh!#here's the thing about fraud - you will eventually get caught - you might be able to get away with it for awhile but you WILL get caught#doubly so with tax fraud - and you have a 100% chance of getting caught if you post about it on tiktok!#and i know this because i work in tax law#it's a very common occurrence to see rich people who knowingly committed tax fraud thinking they are the exception to the rule#spoiler alert: they are not
Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)
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tweet from Karl Groves that reads: "Stolen from Reddit: 3D printer add ons for wheelchair handles to prevent randos from "helping.""
Below it is a picture of wheelchair handles with yellow 3d printed spike rings, 3 on each handle.
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This is so fucking metal