"I am a beacon of sin", I tell the Starbucks barista, who asked me for my name to write on the cup

I thought you said bacon and I started freaking out

big barista energy

I AM THE BACON OF SINNNNN BABY

His knees gave in near the top 😂

Lmfaoooooooooooo

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

another day another knee

watch out homophobes

spiders are cute yall,,,,,, they got so many arms for huggin

Or

OR

They have more hands for

spiberz be friends boys

*tough guy voice* you best be lovin yourself

*equally tough voice* yeah? whatcha gonna do about it huh?

them's huggin words

preeeeaaaach

I'm sorry but I don't do commissions, you're just gonna have to kill me yourself

mood af

instead of inktober I'm doing beautifultober!!!!

day one.......

day 2.........

I'll continue

day 3.......

HECK YEAH!!!!!

Can I join in?

Day 4....

oh FRICK yeah!!!!!!!

keep it going!!!!!!!!

Day 5

OH YEAH OH YEAH GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF

Day 6!

yes!!!!!!!yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!

Day 7

!!!!! aaaaa!!! i love this so much

Day 8!

TELL EM!!!!!

If you are all okay with me participating...

Day 9

Ugh, your mind

!!!!

Don’t mind me but...

Day 10

OH HECK Y*EAH!!!!!!

jumping in here with day 11!

YES!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH YES!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guess what..

Day 12!!

!!!!! Aaaa!!!!! that's such a good one!!!!!!!

also I had to take a few days off I'm sorry!!!! let me fill in the gap!!!!

day 13........!

aaaand day 14.............!!

Day 15!!

YES!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS YES!!!!!!!! OH GOSH YES THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't normally join stuff like out of anxiety this but...

day 16!!

aw frick yeah!!!!!! and great job standing up to your anxiety like that I'm proud of you!!!!!!

Day 17!

OH YEAH UH HUH OH YEAH

I had to take another break!!!!! I'm sorry let's get this caught up!

day 18............

day 19..............

day 20............... and get ready for this one........

sometimes I think about frogs

love yourself!! or else!!!!!!

bastard located

I don’t see a bastard, only a friend

they are…..a friend? 😮

The friendliest!

oh wow!!!

well if we’re going to be friends I should probably give them a gift..

oh!!!! a flower! I love flowers!!

I’m gonna give this to my new friend!

I wonder if they got me anyth-

Fish you are so wholesome and wonderful I love you so much

everyone talks about going into baby mode but when I was a baby I ate crickets, I do not wish to relive this 

Ok but crickets go crumch when you eat them. That’s pretty swell :3

go eat crickets then, you Fat baby

"I hate most people"

What what what??? You smelly little pessimist. Put yourself in the "I'm a little dark goblin personality" corner and stay there, if you hate humans so much, goblin

But my corner is full of the bodies of those I hate :/

Shut up goblin

I hate everyone I just hate some people less than others.

Corner, now

I love most people :)

Ah, fellow nobleman. Please come inside.

SLPT for my masochist bois

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

Paradise

Coyote time

Good doggo

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

s

sleeby….

Put those fucking sticks down

Heh