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original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

52 Facts About About Warlocks That Will Blow Your Pussy Hair Clean Off

Are the facts or the warlocks doing that

[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

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Not one person in Jurassic Park thought of using the technology to help endangered species

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

I'm slightly stressed <3

The Richard Dawkins “I need a fat bitch” tweet is the funniest tweet ever im not even joking

@visionserpent dont gotta ask me twice

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

We ride at noon

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

girl help a horrifying and incomprehensible beast has escaped from my wizard tower again