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The idiots behind the blog

There are two mods, Eli (she/her 26) and Hannah (she/they 28) we do roleplays, and are massive weebs. This blog is a safe space for anyone, or anything.

DMs are always open, and feel free to drop by and send an ask if you'd like. If you are homophobic, or racist, refrain from interacting with me.

That time your girlfriend plays dungeons and dragons for 32 hours straight and ignores you 🥲 and wont give you attention / (hannah)

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Hmmm... wait, yeah, he would be undead! If he ever died, that is. Undyne, Paps isn't dead, stop freakin out.

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Well, he does die again at another point so maybe he was already a skeleton-?

Undyne: s-stop...? freaking out!? You obviously did something to my friends! AND me! And we are now MONSTERS mind you or did you forget that?

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But you were always monsters??? The most I did was modify a few memories, and that was, like, barely anything, only changed one thing!

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Yeah...

Undyne: i- okay so if your telling the truth... how in... how did you do that..? Are you a wizard or something?

Papyrus: well- they did just turn me into a skeleton after I randomly turned into a human

Technically, I'm a vessal made of words, imagination, and maybe a profile picture. The thing controlling me is probably beyond your comprehention. But for all practical uses, I am a wizard. And yeah, I turned Paps into a human.

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Undyne: ... such power..

If you think about it, you have more power than anyone in this game. Unless they like kill you or something. Which can't happen so-

Yeah, pretty much. Don't act like you're a normal monster, we're both vessels. I've been imagining you as a vaguely humanoid shape made of blue sparkles.

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I- you what? Why blue sparkles?

Undyne: okay so.. why exactly are you here? Are you here to mess with us? Are you here to massacre?

Cause of your profile picture! It's a sparkly blue whale! Also, we're here to enact our power fantasies! Want an example of our power?

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Ah! Yes it is!

Undyne: .. I see, yes I would like to see how your.. "magic" works

Here ya go! *teleports us, Papyrus, and Undyne to the Mytery Shack, back when Ford was doin experiments there* Behold!!! We're in another dimention now!

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Undyne: *jumps slightly* w-were did you bring us..?

Ford: *also jumping back as like 4 creatures just appeared* HOLY- how did- what?

I brought you to Stanford Pines's home! Hello, Fordsy! How's Bill?

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Ford: uh.. hello uhmm manageable? Who are these uh.. people? and why did you bring them to my house?

Oh, yeah! I'm Alex, this is Eli, Undyne, and Papyrus, and I brought them here to show them my raw power!

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Ford: i- okay... umm, would you mind if I asked a few questions? *slowly grabbing a journal and a pen*

Uh... I don't mind. Eli might find it a hint annoying, and Papyrus might try to capture and/or befriend you. But other than that, ask away!

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Ford: Okay, I'll try not to ask much then. Okay let's start with you. Is it okay if I draw you? Or are you more comfortable with me just documenting your answers?

Undyne: *she starts to wander because I want her to meet Wendy and or Mabel or something just someone*

Oh, I don't mind if you draw me! Also, Undyne, I feel like you'd get along real well with Wendy and Papyrus with Mabel. Hold on. *summons Wendy and Mabel* Have fun!

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I agree

Ford: so, you can teleport things to you? Nevermind, first question, are you human?

Mabel: *she looks at Undyne and gasps* pretty mermaid with legs! Wendy look look!

Technically, yes, the being controlling me is human. However, this body isn't.

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Ford: *sketching you and also writing that down* so your just a vessel? Can you change vessles and or your appearance?

Yup! Watch this! *turns into a cat* *turns into a pile of books* *turns into a twelve-year-old Stan* *turns back into myself* Ta DAAAA!!!! Hey, Undyne, the tall human knows how to fight with axes! And she's just very cool in general!

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Ford: fascinating...

Undyne: oh! Tall human! Want to fight?!

Wendy: uh sure.

*they both walk outside with Mabel going to spectate*

Awww, thanks! No one's ever called me that before. Hey, fun fact, the same counts for Eli!

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Ford: Oh! Are you two related in some way?

Nah, we're just both vessels! We actually met, like, three days ago.

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Yeah

Ford: ah, I see. And what can you do exactly? Other than change your form and apparate any known thing? If you can do anything else

Uhhh... Anything I can put into words and Eli will let me do, I guess. Request something that can be put into words, and I will do it!

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Ford: umm... (nothing can come to mind omg I'm blank sorry)

It's okay, I'll come up with something myself! *de-ages Ford to around 12* Awww, you're so cute!

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Ford: oooooh. okay so anything that can be put into words.. I'll use this as an example.. can you put me back to normal now?

I can, I just don't want to. This way you're small and I can pick you up, like this! *picks Ford up under the arms*

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Ford: *frustrated noises*

*I am getting really bored and decide to summon frisk so i hang out with the smol person*

Awwww, a coferance of small people! Not sure if you count, Eli, but so far we have at least four people! *picks up Ford's journal* I've always wondered what was in the other two journals!

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Ford: i- hey!

I mean, ye I'm pretty smol irl

Frisk: *waves at you* frisk is saying hello!

Hello, Frisk! Hey, Eli, do you think Mabel and Frisk would get along?

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Yes, but Mabel gets along with most people.

Frisk: *smiles* Frisk is wondering who Mabel is

Oh, Mabel is right here! *summons Mabel* This is Mabel! She likes sweaters and her pig Waddles!

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Mabel: *looking directly at you* hi!

Frisk: oh

*also looking directly at Mabel* Hi! Yeah, she's cool. *turns Ford back to normal*

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Frisk: hmm

Mabel: *looking intensives*

*looks harder* So, I heard Dipper is curious as to who the Author is.

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Ford: *writing in a journal not really paying attention* mhm

Frisk: *they walk over to you and Mabel and smiles* Frisk is happy to meet you

Hey, Fordsy, whatcha writing in there? *teleports behind his back*

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Ford: *notices you and almost jumps* ah- just um.. *he adjusts his glasses* finishing up notes

What kinda notes? Notes about dragons? I like dragons? *steals the notebook and reads the notes*

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Ford: umm.. no-

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GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO DECIDE TO FOLLOW ME !!!!

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Good afternoon honey! ❤

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Good afternoon my dear! ((mod hannah)

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Why are you so happy? All I did was say good afternoon, and I'm literally in the room next to yours./((mod hannah)

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I know silly! I'm just happy that you said it. I love when you say little things like that!! ☺️

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Hmmm... wait, yeah, he would be undead! If he ever died, that is. Undyne, Paps isn't dead, stop freakin out.

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Well, he does die again at another point so maybe he was already a skeleton-?

Undyne: s-stop...? freaking out!? You obviously did something to my friends! AND me! And we are now MONSTERS mind you or did you forget that?

Avatar

But you were always monsters??? The most I did was modify a few memories, and that was, like, barely anything, only changed one thing!

Avatar

Yeah...

Undyne: i- okay so if your telling the truth... how in... how did you do that..? Are you a wizard or something?

Papyrus: well- they did just turn me into a skeleton after I randomly turned into a human

Technically, I'm a vessal made of words, imagination, and maybe a profile picture. The thing controlling me is probably beyond your comprehention. But for all practical uses, I am a wizard. And yeah, I turned Paps into a human.

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Undyne: ... such power..

If you think about it, you have more power than anyone in this game. Unless they like kill you or something. Which can't happen so-

Yeah, pretty much. Don't act like you're a normal monster, we're both vessels. I've been imagining you as a vaguely humanoid shape made of blue sparkles.

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I- you what? Why blue sparkles?

Undyne: okay so.. why exactly are you here? Are you here to mess with us? Are you here to massacre?

Cause of your profile picture! It's a sparkly blue whale! Also, we're here to enact our power fantasies! Want an example of our power?

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Ah! Yes it is!

Undyne: .. I see, yes I would like to see how your.. "magic" works

Here ya go! *teleports us, Papyrus, and Undyne to the Mytery Shack, back when Ford was doin experiments there* Behold!!! We're in another dimention now!

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Undyne: *jumps slightly* w-were did you bring us..?

Ford: *also jumping back as like 4 creatures just appeared* HOLY- how did- what?

I brought you to Stanford Pines's home! Hello, Fordsy! How's Bill?

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Ford: uh.. hello uhmm manageable? Who are these uh.. people? and why did you bring them to my house?

Oh, yeah! I'm Alex, this is Eli, Undyne, and Papyrus, and I brought them here to show them my raw power!

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Ford: i- okay... umm, would you mind if I asked a few questions? *slowly grabbing a journal and a pen*

Uh... I don't mind. Eli might find it a hint annoying, and Papyrus might try to capture and/or befriend you. But other than that, ask away!

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Ford: Okay, I'll try not to ask much then. Okay let's start with you. Is it okay if I draw you? Or are you more comfortable with me just documenting your answers?

Undyne: *she starts to wander because I want her to meet Wendy and or Mabel or something just someone*

Oh, I don't mind if you draw me! Also, Undyne, I feel like you'd get along real well with Wendy and Papyrus with Mabel. Hold on. *summons Wendy and Mabel* Have fun!

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I agree

Ford: so, you can teleport things to you? Nevermind, first question, are you human?

Mabel: *she looks at Undyne and gasps* pretty mermaid with legs! Wendy look look!

Technically, yes, the being controlling me is human. However, this body isn't.

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Ford: *sketching you and also writing that down* so your just a vessel? Can you change vessles and or your appearance?

Yup! Watch this! *turns into a cat* *turns into a pile of books* *turns into a twelve-year-old Stan* *turns back into myself* Ta DAAAA!!!! Hey, Undyne, the tall human knows how to fight with axes! And she's just very cool in general!

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Ford: fascinating...

Undyne: oh! Tall human! Want to fight?!

Wendy: uh sure.

*they both walk outside with Mabel going to spectate*

Awww, thanks! No one's ever called me that before. Hey, fun fact, the same counts for Eli!

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Ford: Oh! Are you two related in some way?

Nah, we're just both vessels! We actually met, like, three days ago.

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Yeah

Ford: ah, I see. And what can you do exactly? Other than change your form and apparate any known thing? If you can do anything else

Uhhh... Anything I can put into words and Eli will let me do, I guess. Request something that can be put into words, and I will do it!

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Ford: umm... (nothing can come to mind omg I'm blank sorry)

It's okay, I'll come up with something myself! *de-ages Ford to around 12* Awww, you're so cute!

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Ford: oooooh. okay so anything that can be put into words.. I'll use this as an example.. can you put me back to normal now?

I can, I just don't want to. This way you're small and I can pick you up, like this! *picks Ford up under the arms*

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Ford: *frustrated noises*

*I am getting really bored and decide to summon frisk so i hang out with the smol person*

Awwww, a coferance of small people! Not sure if you count, Eli, but so far we have at least four people! *picks up Ford's journal* I've always wondered what was in the other two journals!

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Ford: i- hey!

I mean, ye I'm pretty smol irl

Frisk: *waves at you* frisk is saying hello!

Hello, Frisk! Hey, Eli, do you think Mabel and Frisk would get along?

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Yes, but Mabel gets along with most people.

Frisk: *smiles* Frisk is wondering who Mabel is

Oh, Mabel is right here! *summons Mabel* This is Mabel! She likes sweaters and her pig Waddles!

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Mabel: *looking directly at you* hi!

Frisk: oh

*also looking directly at Mabel* Hi! Yeah, she's cool. *turns Ford back to normal*

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Frisk: hmm

Mabel: *looking intensives*

*looks harder* So, I heard Dipper is curious as to who the Author is.

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Ford: *writing in a journal not really paying attention* mhm

Frisk: *they walk over to you and Mabel and smiles* Frisk is happy to meet you

Hey, Fordsy, whatcha writing in there? *teleports behind his back*

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Ford: *notices you and almost jumps* ah- just um.. *he adjusts his glasses* finishing up notes

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Hmmm... wait, yeah, he would be undead! If he ever died, that is. Undyne, Paps isn't dead, stop freakin out.

Avatar

Well, he does die again at another point so maybe he was already a skeleton-?

Undyne: s-stop...? freaking out!? You obviously did something to my friends! AND me! And we are now MONSTERS mind you or did you forget that?

Avatar

But you were always monsters??? The most I did was modify a few memories, and that was, like, barely anything, only changed one thing!

Avatar

Yeah...

Undyne: i- okay so if your telling the truth... how in... how did you do that..? Are you a wizard or something?

Papyrus: well- they did just turn me into a skeleton after I randomly turned into a human

Technically, I'm a vessal made of words, imagination, and maybe a profile picture. The thing controlling me is probably beyond your comprehention. But for all practical uses, I am a wizard. And yeah, I turned Paps into a human.

Avatar

Undyne: ... such power..

If you think about it, you have more power than anyone in this game. Unless they like kill you or something. Which can't happen so-

Yeah, pretty much. Don't act like you're a normal monster, we're both vessels. I've been imagining you as a vaguely humanoid shape made of blue sparkles.

Avatar

I- you what? Why blue sparkles?

Undyne: okay so.. why exactly are you here? Are you here to mess with us? Are you here to massacre?

Cause of your profile picture! It's a sparkly blue whale! Also, we're here to enact our power fantasies! Want an example of our power?

Avatar

Ah! Yes it is!

Undyne: .. I see, yes I would like to see how your.. "magic" works

Here ya go! *teleports us, Papyrus, and Undyne to the Mytery Shack, back when Ford was doin experiments there* Behold!!! We're in another dimention now!

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Undyne: *jumps slightly* w-were did you bring us..?

Ford: *also jumping back as like 4 creatures just appeared* HOLY- how did- what?

I brought you to Stanford Pines's home! Hello, Fordsy! How's Bill?

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Ford: uh.. hello uhmm manageable? Who are these uh.. people? and why did you bring them to my house?

Oh, yeah! I'm Alex, this is Eli, Undyne, and Papyrus, and I brought them here to show them my raw power!

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Ford: i- okay... umm, would you mind if I asked a few questions? *slowly grabbing a journal and a pen*

Uh... I don't mind. Eli might find it a hint annoying, and Papyrus might try to capture and/or befriend you. But other than that, ask away!

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Ford: Okay, I'll try not to ask much then. Okay let's start with you. Is it okay if I draw you? Or are you more comfortable with me just documenting your answers?

Undyne: *she starts to wander because I want her to meet Wendy and or Mabel or something just someone*

Oh, I don't mind if you draw me! Also, Undyne, I feel like you'd get along real well with Wendy and Papyrus with Mabel. Hold on. *summons Wendy and Mabel* Have fun!

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I agree

Ford: so, you can teleport things to you? Nevermind, first question, are you human?

Mabel: *she looks at Undyne and gasps* pretty mermaid with legs! Wendy look look!

Technically, yes, the being controlling me is human. However, this body isn't.

Avatar

Ford: *sketching you and also writing that down* so your just a vessel? Can you change vessles and or your appearance?

Yup! Watch this! *turns into a cat* *turns into a pile of books* *turns into a twelve-year-old Stan* *turns back into myself* Ta DAAAA!!!! Hey, Undyne, the tall human knows how to fight with axes! And she's just very cool in general!

Avatar

Ford: fascinating...

Undyne: oh! Tall human! Want to fight?!

Wendy: uh sure.

*they both walk outside with Mabel going to spectate*

Awww, thanks! No one's ever called me that before. Hey, fun fact, the same counts for Eli!

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Ford: Oh! Are you two related in some way?

Nah, we're just both vessels! We actually met, like, three days ago.

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Yeah

Ford: ah, I see. And what can you do exactly? Other than change your form and apparate any known thing? If you can do anything else

Uhhh... Anything I can put into words and Eli will let me do, I guess. Request something that can be put into words, and I will do it!

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Ford: umm... (nothing can come to mind omg I'm blank sorry)

It's okay, I'll come up with something myself! *de-ages Ford to around 12* Awww, you're so cute!

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Ford: oooooh. okay so anything that can be put into words.. I'll use this as an example.. can you put me back to normal now?

I can, I just don't want to. This way you're small and I can pick you up, like this! *picks Ford up under the arms*

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Ford: *frustrated noises*

*I am getting really bored and decide to summon frisk so i hang out with the smol person*

Awwww, a coferance of small people! Not sure if you count, Eli, but so far we have at least four people! *picks up Ford's journal* I've always wondered what was in the other two journals!

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Ford: i- hey!

I mean, ye I'm pretty smol irl

Frisk: *waves at you* frisk is saying hello!

Hello, Frisk! Hey, Eli, do you think Mabel and Frisk would get along?

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Yes, but Mabel gets along with most people.

Frisk: *smiles* Frisk is wondering who Mabel is

Oh, Mabel is right here! *summons Mabel* This is Mabel! She likes sweaters and her pig Waddles!

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Mabel: *looking directly at you* hi!

Frisk: oh

*also looking directly at Mabel* Hi! Yeah, she's cool. *turns Ford back to normal*

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Frisk: hmm

Mabel: *looking intensives*

*looks harder* So, I heard Dipper is curious as to who the Author is.

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Ford: *writing in a journal not really paying attention* mhm

Frisk: *they walk over to you and Mabel and smiles* Frisk is happy to meet you