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Spectating captain

@nyan-cactus

most sober guy this side of da river. I go by R.Mop most other places, which is why I tag actual posts I make with #mop post

to cis artists, yr allowed to draw trans characters to be clockable, in fact i encourage it. it's not politically incorrect or offensive to depict trans people as being obviously trans, especially if you're drawing cartoons. its not a stereotype a lot of us just look like that

i mean, i know a lot of trans people disagree, but eventually every ally has gotta bite the bullet & use their judgement to decide what's best for the group they're allied with. literally just give her stubble, it's quick, it's easy and it's free.

coding is neutral, it's just aesthetic, framing is what actually matters. no one's out here calling ms frizzle an antisemetic caricature. its not racist that u can tell the one car in Cars that sells gas is black. when cartoons show a man in a dress & treat the contrast between makeup and body hair as being self evidently funny, that's transphobia. but that doesnt mean its bad to have a big hairy man wear makeup in your illustrated works, thats just normal hot guy behavior

remembering that one genre of posts where a local police station's twitter/facebook account would post something like "BIG BUST! A VIOLENT DRUG DEALER HAS JUST ARRESTED! ONE LESS CRIMINAL WANDERING THE STREETS!" and they post a picture of what was confiscated and its the teensiest weensiest dimebag of pot, a $5 pocket knife, and a rusty 100 year old pistol

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y’all are NOT ready for the juxtaposition of the sun to result in the northern and southern hemispheres splitting in climate one hot one cold that will cause the manifestation of chilly willy and chilli billi in the north and south pole and it shows

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None of you are prepared

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Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

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First’a night on the job, everyone!

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Why are they moving.

Anonymous asked:

your voice was coming through my tv and my dog thought you were speaking to him. he was tilting his head (border collie). this is the first message i have sent

That's awesome. I will begin training your dog to fire a deadly ray beam & soon you will know this is the last message you have sent.

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Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

this is so funny literally every single “tf2 killer” has come and gone and now we stand alone on top of a mountain of hats, bots, and predatory microtransactions

i would like to personally thank all the fucked up nasty fujoshi girlies on tf2chan circa 2010 for writing such disgusting, rotten fic that the successors of the genre couldnt even gaybait their way to the top

hanzo fucking cassidy isnt lore, but heavy fucking medic sure as shit is