TARGET’S SOLD OUT OF TECH DECKS CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING RUINED
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
in another hundred years people are gonna go search for the titans wreckage in a boat called the tit
Cannot believe people will hide this in the comments
We're so lucky Stonewall Inn was called Stonewall. It's dignified. I've been to a gay bar that was just called Cold Pitchers Hot Catchers which while hilarious would admittedly have been much harder to sell as the foundation name for AIDS research
Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway
I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person
this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering
