Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

M U S H R O O M

en garde

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

tagging everyone

@amaristm @ar1-thecat @nachosforfree17 @aspenii @jackthekilljoy @dr-finn @octobitheoctagonal @stars-brownies-n-metaphors @justmossyall @puddle-of-gender @lurkingismypastime @letter-format @thefruitsaladdemon @mcicecream @beechild13 @afterlifepro @im-gay-and-mentally-unstable @phantomxblood

coming from an asexual, it is absolutely possible

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

Its been too long since this has been on my dash

Have my personal HCs for Emmet and Ingo: Bi-Aspec(or Ace) and also they’re NB as well

I wanted to mess with limited color palettes and I still have train bois on the brain, so I decided to mash them together haha. I ended up using the regular palettes for Ingo and the pastel palettes for Emmet :)

The aromantic panic when you can’t tell if a friend inviting you alone to something is a date or not

//Based on my own headcannons for the two!

[ Blankshippers get insta-blocked. ]

hey submas ace gang where we at?

You guys gotta hear this

So like, I was at the store okay

And at this store there's these little gacha machines where you put a coin in, twist the handle and a ball with a random toy comes out

I was at the store ready to buy smth unrelated to this story, when this girl, about 5 or 6 walks up to me and asks "how much money do the machines take?"

I go and look at the machines with her and explain that 3 of the 4 machines take €1 euro while the fourth one takes €2

She was interested in the €1 machine that dispenses little stress balls shaped like little animals so I asked her how much money she had and she shows me two coins in her hands, both 5 and 10 cents worth

And I just thought to myself "oh my gosh you sweet child, you only have 15 cents for the €1 machines"

and I knew I wouldn't forgive myself so easily for letting her walk out and being bummed so I asked her to follow me to the cash register and explained the story before asking if they could pin out €1 for me.

So the guy behind the counter told her "okay sweetie, just give me your 15 cents and this nice lady will pay the remaining 85 cents for you."

So she gives him her 15 cents, I swipe my card, he gives me the €1 which I gave to her and I said "alright honey, go pick out something you want!"

And I kid you not this girl had the biggest smile on her face and she runs away to the gacha machines, but not before turning around halfway and shyly going "thank you!"

I'm not really a kid person but my God did I have the biggest smile while walking home

So yeah anyway that happened just now and I wanted to share ;v;

my humble apology to all my followers

This guy from work called me attractive today and I s2g I felt just like this Tenko sprite

not even aroace but the new jaiden animations vid almost got me crying ngl

Just some PSAs since it’s the start of Ace Week.

When your job wants you to go back to animating since they now have a new tablet for you to work on and since you're totally out of ideas on what to create, you just end up animating the first thing that comes up in your head and you're just sitting there like what the fuck have I done

Anyway, have this thing that I made at work today

Look at da bean, so bouncy!

Attack and Dethrone (ft. Akari, Arceus, Volo and Emmet)

If you’re gonna blame spacetime rifts for Ingo, blame Volo not Arceus

(Personally I think Ingo got Ultra Wormhole’d. And yes Volo thinks Emmet is Ingo with a clean coat)

I’m drawing portraits to help raise funds for the defense of Ukraine. I’ll make a drawing of you, your friend, your dog, your other dog. Let’s help. Check out this page for more information: deepdarkfears.com/ukraine

Get ready for the worst thing I've thought off all week

4Kids dubs over the first Danganronpa anime and has to censor the hell out of it, and by doing so it becomes a completely different thing as they try to make it child friendly

American Danganronpa:

Michael Newman, Ultimate Lucky Student, joining Hope's Peak high school and meeting the Ultimate Detective Kelly Kennedy and together they go on WaCkY school adventures

Killing game? What killing game?

I both love and hate this idea at the same time

Y'all I got a motherfuckin Monokuma hoodie today and I'm in l o v e

I can't show a picture of me wearing it yet as I'm ashamed of my uggo face rn so instead here's the image from the store page!

Look at this beautiful motherfuckerrrrrrrrr

Motherfucker looks damn good!!!! (Also I know you don't feel comfortable showing your face but I'm sure you look pretty!)

I drew this picture of Oka recently and I really like how it turned out so I want everyone to look at my precious c h i l d 🥺💞

Look at da babey 💖💞💗

Scruff just scammed a [BIG SHOT]

this is kind of cursed but I love it. This was an Idea suggested by one of my mutuals for my version of the Fetcherrune au (this au was originally thought up by @grapecinnamon btw).

I might draw his NEO form later lol

Omg this is amazing, thank you for drawing this lmao