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shitty stuff is mah jam.

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too young for that sad shit.

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

we really doing this again are we

It can’t possibly…

Work with two…?

oH FUCK-

There’s no way it could really w-

OH

No thanks

ITS JUST LIKE THE HAT POST YES-

fiRST THE HATS NOW THE GLASSES B E A U T I F U L

WHERE’S THE HAT POST!!!?

HAT POST 2.0

Every ship fic in 2 sentences

Mileven

Jane: u gotta cure my trauma mike… by making out with me

Mike: k lol

Elmax

Jane: I hate my boyfriend

Max: cool wanna learn how to skateboard?

Byler

Will: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mike: ok I guess

Lumax

Max: I hate my family….. and this town…..

Lucas: cool

Henclair

Dustin: BRO

Lucas: 🅱️RO

The day the world died, Hank knew that humans would die with it, just like Hank knew that the sun would be covered by dust in fifteen years and androids would shutter to a halt like a hateful God had cut their strings.

Connor didn’t care about other humans, though, and Hank didn’t care about other androids.

[Hank/Connor story taking place in a post-apocalyptic world.]

Last Little Piece of Him

Free talk at the end.

On the night of July 4th I cried thousands of tears for Connor’s suicide ending after I beat the game for the 3rd time.

It was such a pain to watch him along from a cold machine saying “I’m not alive”, to a deviant feeling “like I was dying…I was scared”, still he chose to end this free life rather than be taken control of. Can’t imagine what would happen to Hank if he knows about Connor’s death.

Couldn’t sleep at all so I played with a quarter, then recalled a spy coin I bought from Fraunces Tavern in New York. So this story came from this coin. Much appreciated, Commander Washington.

Jesus fuck, this is beautiful and hurts so much. So much props to the artist.

these are basically turning into my video diaries

this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. I woke up my 63 year old mother downstairs, she rushed up to make sure I was okay. it’s gone midnight. i want to watch it again but I’m scared I’ll shit myself next

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This is why I love this Zoobe shit. It’s magical.

it’s that time of year again

My au where main dbh characters switched their roles Kara is a deviant hunter Markus is dad (or brother) for little Simon Connor is an android messiah

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

It’s not “queer to hell”. It's “straight to hell”.