You (most likely) do not have a twin flame!

Twin flames are a RARE connection of one soul that are put into two different bodies. Twin flames have been together since the souls were created thus possibly having karmic and past life relations. Not everyone has a twin flame (as its very rare) and many people tend to get confused thinking that they have a twin flame or that they should be with or even avoid their twin flame altogether. Your twin flame can be ANYONE in this life or any life in general. 

When I was younger I never believed in twin flames because it made no sense to me at first due to the fact that, anyone could be your twin flame and what if I don’t like them? then, I did research! I realized that a twin flame is just like you, a whole mirror of you, and I never knew how much a twin flame is supposed to mirror you until later in life. 

When you have met your twin flame, it feels like extremely familiar energy between the two of you, like you’ve known each other forever even if you just met. You never want to leave, you both oddly agree on almost everything, same hobbies, they make you instantly feel like you’ve been around them forever, stuff like that. 

Your twin flame will show you the worst and best side of yourself, they will heal you and love you in ways that you will never know, because you are basically getting love from yourself. You can read each other’s minds, hearts and bodies. the sex will be the best you’ve ever experienced in your life too.

I will speak from personal experiences from here. When I met my twin flame, all the things that were listed above, happened to us. we experienced the same trauma at the same age, we’re both deaf in the same ear, their grandma died a year before mine in aries season meanwhile my died a year after in libra season, (aries and libra are opposites/sister signs, I’m a sagittarius and my husband is a gemini which are also opposites/sister signs) and many more things that make us similar.

My twin flame and I got together when we were ready for each other, we’ve also dated/been married in every life, so many so that when I do a reading on it, I get different stories(I’m gonna write about that too). its interesting because in one, we were gay men, in another lesbians, one I was amab and they were afab. we’ve lived so many lives together and it makes me feel kinda foolish for believing twin flames was bs. 

but at the start I didn’t think anything of the similarities until it was my birthday and I suddenly got angel numbers, and then I wasn’t even paying attention but on my phone on safari; twin flames was searched. Mind you I didn’t search it up, I never thought of twin flames except when I was younger and I hadn’t looked it up since then. Later, I got MULTIPLE readings from myself and others to confirm it to make sure this isn’t just some karmic relationship or even a trauma bond. 

And that’s the scary part, karmic relationships, past life partners, trauma bonds, and twin flames can be confused by three simple facts, the familiar energy, the good sex, and the similarities! Karmic relationships are meant to evolve YOU, and only you, they’re chaotic, nothing goes right until you get the karmic lesson you must learn(this is not exact because some can be positive.) Past life partners are just what they are, FROM THE PAST, there can be a negative or positive outcome when you’ve met a past life partner because anybody could have been your past life partner, and the outcome from the past is also important. Trauma bonds are very mental but have a little bit to do with spirituality, usually both partners have trauma in some sort of way or their inner child is not healed or being catered to, both parties connect because of those things, thus making it feel familiar, and you get the rest at that point.

 The facts about twin flames:

1. the point of the relationship is to love and balance yourself, deal with your shadow self, your inner child, your pain, everything and all of it.

2. your twin flame is a mirror of you, you don’t like them? you probably should reflect on that and see why, what behaviors is it? why does it bother you? where could that start from within yourself? 

3. only getting a reading can confirm if you have one, and only a reading can tell you slight details about them (i had done a reading asking the placements of the person I’m meant to be with in this life and it gave me cancer placements, my husband has a cancer moon and mercury. Thus when i did a reading after i got with them, it said that I’m already with them, and that they are in fact my twin flame.)

4. astrology can also tell you, house synastry is a perfect way to tell where a person falls in your path. 11th, and 12th house placements would indicate it, giving you a hint of whats possibly there.

5. the relationship is dependent on both parties to work, neither parties are perfect and lots of deep rooted issue will appear for you both to work on.

6. Astrology can also pin-point what you both can work on in the negative aspects of the relationship chart, doing the date as a chart is also important, it can show more about the relationship and how it will go in the future, or why it even began.

7. If you’re self-aware like me, all my life I always kinda knew that I was missing a piece of myself, I never felt like myself or like I could be myself, I didn’t even know who I was, until I met them for the first time. You feel incomplete until you are complete.

8. There will be a separation period, don’t force it, just let the time go by, and you will naturally come together. 

9. One of you will run constantly from the other, but they will always be chasing you. Remember its important to connect with your twin flame because its important to connect to yourself.

10. Twin flames are extremely rare and not everyone has a twin flame, so dont go head first looking for something you dont have or begging for it, as this is a healing relationship and both parties deserve to heal.

so to end this, get a reading! Do you have a twin flame? What are the similarities if you do? Do you know their placements if you have yet to meet them? Search for them if you really feel like you have one!

life is always in motion - sadness will not always last, anger will not always last, love will not always last, your current circumstances will not always last. but that doesn’t mean these things don’t serve a purpose. it’s important to make peace with this, or else u will spend life chasing something that is no longer there instead of embracing and truly being grateful for the present.

Solar return chart small cheat sheet: MASTERLIST

I don't allow to copy my work - @venusfun

Big plans coming up:

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This post is very basic and blunt, sorry. I seriously didn't want to scare you away, because this will get dark very soon.

The solar return chart is nothing to play with. It's something beautiful but shady as fuck. So hehe, are you ready😏?

I'm thinking about doing these solar return chart series. This is MASTERLIST as you can see. if you want to request a solar return chart placement do it only in asks.

For example Moon in 5th house solar return chart. Is an accepted question.

NO - Sun in 7th house & Aries - NO

Sun : where you feel like yourself, you're thriving, your creative juices are flowing, what you gravitate towards, your destiny, the main focus in your life, where you are naturally shining, what is tied to your self expression

Moon : where you feel most at home, where you find solace, the space you retreat into to recharge, what your home environment was like growing up, your perception of your mother figure, what comes naturally to you, what your origins look like, where your intuition is strong, what you can sense easily

Mercury : where your mind drifts to the most, what you talk about, what stimulates you intellectually, what your siblings are like, what your early school experience was like, what you want to learn a lot about

Venus : what brings you joy, what fulfills you, where you are likely to socialize and date the most, what inspires you, what you spend money on the most, where you seek beauty

Mars : what gets you up from bed in the morning the most, what keeps you going, your kinks and what you pour your sexual energy into, what stimulates you physically

Jupiter : where you're wise naturally, what you seek meaning behind, where you feel abundant, lucky and confident, what you could be a good mentor about, where you want to expand

Saturn : where your fears are lurking, where you feel restricted, where you act in a synthetic way, what you feel like an eternal pupil of, what you beat yourself up about, where you feel like you're never enough, like you have to try harder than normal to achieve results, the area you master because you have been put into trial and error

Uranus : where you rebel, where you want things to go YOUR way and not by following a standardized instruction manual, where you're innovative, where you like to experiment the most, where you keep a cool approach and can take a step back, where you can rationalize well, where you feel odd, where things can change drastically, where surprises reside

Neptune : where you wear rose-colored glasses, what you daydream and fantasize about, where you feel always "thirsty", where boundaries are hazy, where things are confusing, where you want to save or be saved, where things feel unreal, where we want to do our best because this area is transcended, ethereal

Pluto : what you obsess over, where you go to extremes, black or white area, where you feel like you experience a rebirth, where things can be taboo, what you could be paranoid about, where trauma might have been caused, what you are intense about, the area of life that heralds incredible transformation, what you could be secretive about

Astrology Sign Traits

Traits related to the Astrology Signs. This is a part of Study of Astrology Learning Academy.

Aries

Good Traits: Active, Assertive, Adventurous, Confident, Young at Heart, Full of Optimism, Strong, Tough, Passionate, Aggressive, Courageous, Daring, Direct, Incisive, Headstrong, Athletic, Action-Oriented, Enterprising, Competitive, Ambitious, Quick Reactions, Independent, Self-Motivated, Enterprising, Pioneering, Self-sufficient, Competitive, Desire to Win, Relentless, Born to Lead, Expressive, Straight-forward, Inspiring, Influential

Challenging Traits: Egotistical, Selfish, Narrow Minded, Demanding, Argumentative, Angry, Fast Temper, Violent, Impulsive, Brash, Foolish, Reckless, Prone to Accidents, Injuries,  Impatient, Naive, Insensitive

Taurus

Good Traits: Down to Earth, Natural, Solid, Stable, Practical, Conservative, Relaxed, Predictable, Routine, Slow, Reserved, Laid Back, Easy Going, Patient, Steady, Deliberate, Enduring, Pleasant, Charming, Domesticated, Family Oriented, Survival Minded, Financially Motivated, Financially Responsible, Hard Working, Productive, Dependable, Artistic, Musical, Sensual, Stylish, Comfort Driven, Pleasure Seeking, Romantic, Affectionate, Sexual, Steadfast

Challenging Traits: Intensely Stubborn, Resistant to Change, Adamant, Complacent, Passive, Lazy, Selfish, Indulgent, Materialistic, Hedonistic, Greedy, Frugal, Prone to Exhaustion, Jealous, Resentful

Gemini

Good Traits:  Energetic, Youthful, Light-Hearted, Quick, Dexterous, Adaptable, Flexible, Versatile, Multi-faceted, Many Interests, Jack of All Trades, Savvy, Skillful, Mechanical, industrious, Mentally Driven, Intelligent, Smart, Scientific, Rational, Curious, Observant, Clever, Stimulation Driven, Clever, Cunning, Social able, Communicative, Verbal,  Responsive, Informative, Witty, litterateur, Humorous, Comical, Sexual, Flirtatious

Challenging Traits: Nervous, Anxious, Restless, Scattered, Impatient, Short Attention Span, Prone to Boredom, Fickle, Verbose, Indecisive, Flighty, Non-Committal, Negative, Ruminating, Lacking Purpose. Mischievous, Deceiving, Copycat, Sexual Player

Cancer

Good Traits: Reserved, Private, Innocent, Soft, Shy, Quiet, Private, Sensitive, Emotional, Vulnerable, Intuitive, Instinctive, Shrewd, Reflective, Contemplative, Comfort Seeking, Security Minded, Domesticated, Homebody, Old Fashioned, Strong Memory, Nostalgic, Sentimental, Hoarding, Motherly, Caring, Nurturing, Affectionate, Provider, Generous, Sympathetic, Devoted, Protective, Imaginative, Creative, Hard Working, Competitive, Tenacious, Tough,  

Challenging Traits: Moody, Withdrawn, Oversensitive, Secretive,  Irritable, Insecure, Sarcastic, Easily Offended, Sulky, Defensive, Inconsistent, Possessive, Smothering, Controlling, Manipulative, Vengeful, Lonesome, Sore Loser

Leo

Good Traits: Optimistic, Bright Aura, Youthful, Full of Life, Vigorous, Willful, Confident, Enthusiastic, Fun Loving, Spontaneous, Magnetic, Charismatic, Creative, Talented, Self-Expressive, Animated, Entertaining, Dramatic, Flashy, Luxurious, Prideful, Courageous, Dignified, Authoritative, Regal Ambitious, Competitive, Demonstrative, Headstrong, Opinionated, Warm, Reliable, Generous, Romantic, Affectionate, Confiding, Loyal, Protective

Challenging Traits: Stubborn, Egotistical, Snobbish, Pompous, Arrogant, Bossy, Domineering, Inflexible, Possessive, Loud, Dogmatic, Conceited, Naive, Sulky, Melodramatic, Deceitful, Impulsive, Spoiled, Jealous, Impatient, Lazy

Virgo

Good Traits: Realist, Practical, Humble, Reserved, Modest, Patient, Caring, Helpful, Nurturing, Intellectual, Logical, Well Educated, Inquisitive, Mentally Agile, Analytical, Factual, Detail Oriented, Systematic, Organized, Productive, Responsible, Dependable, Motivated, Service Oriented, Hard Working, Efficient, Diligent, Reliable, Perfectionist, Skillful, Self Improvement Focused, Organized, Health Conscious, Fit, Tidy, Cleanly, Pure

Challenging Traits: Standoffish, Self Doubting,  Self Critical, Cynical, Excessive, Anxious, Restless, Irritable, Stressed, Picky, Skeptical, Conscientious, Judgmental, Critical, Nagging, Inhospitable

Libra

Good Traits: Balanced, Intelligent, Logical, Objective, Constitutes Ideas, Civil, Just, Good Discernment, Socially Active, Communicative, Observant, Companionable, Approachable, Accommodating, Cooperative, Persuasive, Impartial, Diplomatic, Compromising, Fair, Sophisticated, Stylish,  Refined, Luxurious, Tasteful, Sensitive, Peaceful, Light-Hearted, Charming, Harmonious, Charming, Well Bred, Graceful, Courteous, Pleasant, Agreeable, Sexual, Flirtatious, Affectionate

Challenging Traits: Lazy, Passive, Unreliable, Tentative, Skittish, Fluctuating Ideas, Indecisive, Lacking Sincerity, Co-Dependent, Controlling, Argumentative, Superficial, Vain, Detached, Self-absorbed, Indulgent, Intellectually Manipulative

Scorpio

Good Traits: Emotionally Deep, Sensitive, Survival Driven, Realist, Tough, Courageous, Passionate, Intense, Determined, Competitive, Regenerative, Daring, Exacting, Direct, Sharp, Intuitive, Observant, Investigative, Deep, Intuitive, Insightful, Private, Dark, Brooding, Cautious, Covert, Mysterious, Quiet, Powerful, Ambitious, Extremist, Masterful, Resourceful, Self-Transformative, Magnetic, Charismatic, Mesmerizing, Sexual, Seductive, Devoted, Protective, Spiritual, Mystical

Challenging Traits: Moody, Distrustful, Fixated, Extremist, Self Destructive, Immovable, Withdrawn, Obsessive, Stubborn, Fearful, Possessive, Compulsive, Overbearing, Vindictive, Resentful, Reactive, Confrontational, Combative, Suspicious, Jealous, Controlling, Manipulative, Cruel

Sagittarius

Good Traits: Intellectual, Curious, Broad Minded, Knowledge Seeking, Highly Educated, Philosophical, Spiritual, Idealist, Moralistic, Of High Principles, Outgoing, Expansive, Future-oriented, Energetic, Optimistic, Confident, Enthusiastic, Spirited, Inspiring, Hopeful, Fun Seeking, Spontaneous, Versatile, Adaptable, Lover of Freedom, Adventurous, Traveler, Jovial, Generous, Independent, Honest, Bold, Forthright, Nature-loving, Ourdorsy, Sports Loving

Challenging Traits: Overly Confident, Outspoken, Prone to Exaggerate, Making Sweeping Generalizations, Frank, Rude, Tactless, Temperamental, Arrogant, Sarcastic, Cynical, Dogmatic, Impatient, Careless, Extravagant, Over-Indulgent, Restless, Gullible, Impulsive, Accident Prone, Commitment Phobic

Capricorn

Good Traits: Mature, Conservative, Reserved, Cool, Serious Disposition, Structured, Responsible, Prudent, Punctual, Organized, Efficient, Methodical, Practical, Resourceful, Security Minded, Provider, Consolidating, Competent, Patient, Disciplined, Capable, Professional, Business Minded, Occupation Driven, Status Driven, Ambitious, Self-mastery Seeker, Goal Oriented, Determined, Hard Working, Productive, Reliable, Consistent, Reputable, Humorous, Silly

Challenging Traits: Pessimistic, Cynical, Dark, Melancholy, Insecure, Uncertain, Fearful, Worrisome, Doubtful, Emotionally Guarded, Self-Limiting, Overly Strict, Rigid, Cold, Distant, Hard to Reach, Famished, Utilitarian, Uses People, Slow, Delayed Success

Aquarius

Good Traits: Intellectual, Logical, Rational, Ingenues, Quick-Wit, Free-Thinker, Highly Opinionated, Scientific, Innovative, Objective, Unconventional, Independent, Strong-Willed, Determined, Freedom Seeking, Original, Eccentric, Quirky, Visionary, Revolutionary, Sociable, Friendly, Tolerant, Impartiality, Idealistic, Unselfish, Genuine, Humanitarian, Tuned to Collective Consciousness, Progressive Thinking, Solidarity Minded

Challenging Traits: Impersonal, Detached, Preoccupied, Aloof, Nonchalant, Disinterested, Above the Earth, Malcontent, Outspoken, Defiant, Extremist, Perverse Behavior, Paradoxical, Unpredictable, Controversial, Erratic, Fixated Feelings, Inflexible Opinions, Lacking Empathy Judgmental, Propagator, Unpredictable in Response,

Pisces

Good Traits: Emotional, Sentimental, Compassionate, Empathetic, Receptive, Open Minded, Intuitive, Sensual, Modest, Gentle, Soothing, Dreamy, Imaginative, Creative, Artistically Expressive, Inspirational, Quiet, Laidback, Fluid, Easy Going, Adaptable, Diverse, Unselfish, Subtle, Approachable, idealistic, Kindhearted, Unconditional with Love, Generous, Spiritual, Mystical, Transcendent, Universally Conscious

Challenging Traits: Shy, Self Isolating, Vulnerable, Un-shielded, Confused, Restless, Indecisive, Elusive, Hard to Pin Down, Vague, Nebulous, Impressionable, Mysterious, Deceptive, Immoral, Un-grounded, illogical, Disorganized, Easily Overwhelmed, Prone to Environmental Overload, Escapist, Moody, Sensitive

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Astro observations #5

Hi everyone! Hope that you are having an amazing day! So here are my fifth astro observations. Remember, this is made by my personal observations. Made by pisces sun, capricorn ascendant and aquarius moon🧡

🌎Any square that a planet makes with the north node is the “in-between” that you should learn to have.

 🌎Jupiter square Saturn could had have faith issues in some point of their lives.

 🌎Pluto in the 12th may have a lot of sexual fantasies.

 🌎A lot of rappers are Aries sun (NF, Lil Nas X, Lalisa Manoban, just as some examples).

 🌎Talking about rappers and aries… have you ever listened an Aries Mercury/in the 3rd speak? Like, friend, calm down hahaha.

 🌎Venus in the 2nd love perfumes and nices essences.

 🌎Mars in bad aspect with Neptune talks about laziness.

 🌎The Venus Persona Chart also talks about how we are in love. The ascendant is our approach to love, sun is our venus, moon is what we need in love in order to feel fullfilled, mercury is how we express love to our special one, venus is what we like in a partner and mars is our sex style being in love. Houses 2 and 7 could indicate sign that we tend to attract the most (or caharacteristics)

 🌎Mars conjuct, opposite or square jupiter indicates a huge sex drive.

 🌎When the ruler of the 7th is on the 12th, two thing could happen, the partner could be perceived as a burden, or there is this karmic and soulmate-like connection.

 🌎Chiron in the 6th refers to a person that loves to help others. They want to feel that they have a purpose and they need to feel useful. My friends, you already are!

 🌎Mercury in the 3rd have a lot of talents and know how to do many things.

 🌎Venus-Uranus aspects people love independant, unique and sassy people.

 🌎Want to know is loyal? If Venus makes good aspects with Saturn you have your answer!

 🌎Want to know if someone is loyal pt.2 (but you already check out the aspects above and still not convinced), use asteroids Devota (which means “devoted” in spanish,1328) and Leal (which means “loyal” in spanish,19426)

 🌎Mars/Aries in the 2nd loves spending money, they are really impulsive and buy things that they don’t really need.

 🌎Moon in the 9th could have traveled a lot when they were younger. They love the idea of knowing new places, new cultures and new interesting people.

 🌎You have no idea of how many aries-taurus couples I have met. And they are really cute!

 🌎Chiron conjunct south node could be a healer in a past life. 

 🌎Some Neptune in the 1st feel the need to listen to music whenever possible.

 🌎Gemini, Saggitarius and Aquarius moon are really funny people. They can be this “comedy-relief”.

 🌎Every Aquarius moon that I have met discuss a lot with scorpio moons.

 🌎Gemini degrees (03°, 15° and 27°) refers to a smart, rational, funny and curious individual. 

 🌎Sagittarius and Pisces can be amazing friends, even if they are squared.

 🌎Midheaven at the 29° may be prone to be indecisive about what to work at.

 🌎Gemini Ascendants like to have short hair and tend to dye their hair.

 🌎Pisces moon are incredibly caring people. Deeply emotional and sentimental.

 🌎Fire mercuries curse a lot.

 🌎Chiron conjunct mercury people tend to remember perfectly their past wounds. Every single detail of the moment, how did it feel. They may be good psychologists after they overcome this. They are the “wise-counselor”.  

 🌎People with Retrograde mercury have a trouble at expressing their thoughts. They have trouble finding the correct words for saying what they think.

 🌎Mars at the 11th is an activist leader. Is the type of person that others may follow.

 🌎Scorpios and Geminis don’t tend to get along with each other.

 🌎The Libra sun and Cancer ascendant gives this doll-like appearance. They are really cute!!

Me, an extremely loyal person: hmmm I don’t have any Venus-Saturn aspects

Me after seeing asteroid Devota conjunct my Venus and asteroid Leal in my 7th house conjunct DSC: 👁👄👁

Astrology does not explain reality

It is reality that explains astrology

☀Eros in the houses and signs

I often see Eros being interpreted as what the native is (sexually) attracted to but I see it more and more resonating as what others find most attractive about the native. I've tested my theory with myself, friends, family, relationships, etc. and I think it's pretty sound! Let me know what you think.

☀Eros in the signs☀

Aries: the facial features (especially the lips and eyes), the head, the upper body (shoulders), hair

Taurus: voice, neck, collarbones, teeth, smile/laugh, mouth (lips)

Gemini: shoulders, arms, hands, chest

Cancer: breasts/chest, curves

Leo: upper back, spine, posture line

Virgo: stomach, ribs, waist (hips tend to be a factor as well)

Libra: skin, (good) proportions, symmetry, butt

Scorpio: crotch, sex organs, hips and butt

Sagittarius: thighs, hips, muscles

Capricorn: skin, (good) bone structure, teeth

Aquarius: calves, ankles (legs in general), veins

Pisces: hands, feet, the way your body fat is distributed (proportions)

☀Eros in the houses☀

1st house: confidence, your sexual expressiveness (more about primal desire), boldness, cheekiness, playfulness

2nd house: your sensuality, your elegance, your money, your (financial) status

3rd house: your mind, how you think, how you talk, what you say, your intellect, dirty talk (which can be unexpected and thus even a bigger turn-on)

4th house: how you love, the way you try to please others (sexually, no matter if they're dominant or submissive), emotional intelligence, your protective nature

5th house: your confidence, sexual expression (more about beauty), your ambition and passion, kindness, your playfulness and generosity

6th house: the way you try to please others (sexually, is usually traditional in terms of roles), your selflessness, the way you take care of others

7th house: generally, your love life is bound to be attractive, your romantic nature, your intimate nature within relationships (whether romantic or platonic)

8th house: your sensibility, sensuality, your mysterious nature, the sense that there is "more" to you, the secrets you hold, magnetic and dark

9th house: your worldwide knowledge, your diversity (whether racially, culturally, or just through knowledge), your boldness

10th house: authoritative/powerful aura, your dominance, your (social) status, the way you carry yourself when you're confident

11th house: friendliness, your generosity (likely to be into polygamy or threesomes/one night stands), unique sexual expression (kinks)

12th house: your visuals/how you present yourself, your imagination, dreamy vibe, your soft nature, you tend to seem almost unreachable but in a sensual, attractive way

stargazing pt. 1 ✨🌟🌌

🌠 Those with a Water Rising sign (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) tend to have unusually large, characteristically deer-in-headlight eyes and are magnetizing; will easily attract others to them unconsciously, give off the vibe that they listen wholeheartedly. 

🌠 Taurus Moons may be viewed by friends as having a sort of “renewing energy”, and will be sought out when others are stressed/worried, and wish to think more clearly. Their company is especially desired, whether they realize it or not.

🌠 Moon in 1ˢᵗ natives are ridiculously warm and bubbling with so much sweetness, they help others to feel completely open and comfortable in their presence. Terribly endearing and adorable, they have a smile that brightens up the whole room.

🌠 Sagittarius Venus is wholesomely child-like in their relations, and will stand out in the group for being the most enjoyable to be around. Notorious for their fun sense of humor and how easily they laugh. They tease with underlying affection, and have a heart with so much love to give; it can be difficult to stay mad at these natives for long.

🌠 Pisces Moons carry a lot of guilt, and may genuinely believe themselves to be not worthy of praise or affection. Their hearts ache for others, and are the most selfless people you’ll ever meet; they’ll always sacrifice their time and efforts to help in any way, practical and emotional. 

🌠 Libra Moons have a natural eye for aesthetics, and beautiful furnish their surroundings and clothing style with ease; an admirable and envious talent! While detached in emotional warmth, they’re the best to go to for advice as they remain unbiased and provide all perspectives to consider before making a decision. Perfectly emulates “tough love”, and always wants what’s best for you; please don’t feel discouraged to approach these natives with your problems! 

🌠 Those with a Fire Moon sign (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) may have the most regrets, as they usually feel their emotions too intensely and act on impulse. They can be viewed by the family as sometimes too dramatic and embarrassing; their biggest lesson in life is learning how to take their time and maybe even complete detachment from certain situations/people. While clumsy sometimes in their emotional dealings, these natives are full of pure intentions and hearts of gold.

🌠 Scorpio Suns may find themselves either in trouble with the law or ending up in the hospital time and time again; acts impulsively but out of love for fun and excitement. May also experience many “broken” possessions, wind up in accidents more often than the average person!

🌠 Leo Mars are an ideal lover in that they give selflessly in the bedroom and have what seems like endless energy when they feel a well of pride for what they do, and will hold off on their own orgasms/pleasure and focus on you completely. It’s crucial to stress however, they need feedback and to know how they’re affecting you, else they’ll lose interest.

🌠 Pluto in 1ˢᵗ, Moon in 8ᵗʰ, and 8ᵗʰ house stellium natives will be drawn towards Gothic styles/music, psychological thrillers and horror films, and the metaphysical. Openly likes the darker things in life, may experiment with the occult.

HOT SPOTS FOR THE SIGNS

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

There you guys go. It’s all linked together, nice and dandy.

I hate how accurate this is

Pros and cons of your moon sign

Roses are red, Violets are blue, uwu Aries Pros: - Does a good job of scaring away people who ask how they feel. - Pretty good at hiding feelings, doesn’t cry in public. - First person to kick someone’s ass. - Willing to let loose and be the life of a party. Probably shoots rum and coke.

Cons: - Not the best with feelings, thinks they’re unimportant. - Piss them off to a certain degree and they’re gonna cry like a little bitch. - Actually is a bit of a bitch. Thinks highly of themselves. - Does a lot of screaming when they’re upset. Buy some noise cancelling earbuds and a bottle of Ibuprofen. Taurus Pros: - Won’t really show it but they have a good grasp on their feelings, and the feelings of others. - Is pretty chill all the time, difficult to piss off. - Most likely to share pot with others. (But you didn’t hear that from me lol) - Knows the best places to eat; best nap buddy.

Cons: - Too fucking stubborn. Can’t get shit out of them; probably the best at keeping secrets - assuming said secret isn’t from someone they hate. - Will never admit they’re wrong or was misinformed. Literally never. I’m serious on that. - Will never fully forgive anyone. If you do something shitty against them you’ll never hear from them again, ever. - Will absolutely lose their shit if you do something that bad to them. They’ll go on for 45 minutes about what a shitty person you are before leaving, after that just read above. Gemini Pros: - Knows how to have fun, regardless of what’s going on in their mind. - Knows how to probe someone to admit something. - Per air sign trademark, you’ll never see them crying or upset. - Likes to dress uniquely and likes to party sometimes. (By that I mean either canned Coke or meth, no in between.) Cons: - Has a hard time connecting emotionally with other people. At their worst they’ll push away friends, family or an s/o for the sake of hanging with the wrong people. A little naive in that area. - In my experience they seem to have a hard time committing themselves romantically; they want to do whatever they want, and finds a serious relationship something that holds them back. - Kinda like Scorpio, is fine with casual sex and will gladly hop into it. - Has too much going on in their head and, depending on who’s involved can’t care to come back down to earth. - Thinks they’re the shit and wants to accuse others (cough cough someone specific cough) of being less than them because God himself cried at how perfect and holy they are. Cancer Pros: - One of the best at reserving their feelings, very good at hiding it as well. Much better than Aries. - Seeing as Cancer rules the moon and moon is all about uwu owo feewins I imagine Cancer moon holds a lot of their stronger feelings deep down, someone just give them a hug please. - Is a great shoulder to cry on; because they understand emotions so well, they’re a good person to either vent to or just get Taco Bell with. (Cancer signs and Taco Bell are practically one in the other on this blog I don’t take criticism.) - Keeps secrets very close to heart and values all friendships. If you’ve seen a fluffy pink diary you’ve seen the epitome of Cancer moon. Cons: - Because they’re so protective about what’s going on in their head, bottling it up for so long can become toxic and in letting that happen, would recluse from everyone and become a whiny asshole. - Knows how to play the victim card, is much more convincing than Pisces but we’ll get there when we get there. - Needs constant affection and attention; you seen that “he’s probably thinking of other girls/guys/nb-genders” meme? That’s Cancer moon. - Likes to bitch and complain over small stuff like getting a 5 dollar Taco Bell box rather than a 7 dollar Taco Bell box. Leo Pros: - Can be very friendly, kids tend to love Leo moon. - Might want a little attention but isn’t pushy about it like Cancer moon. - Flower crowns and picnics, likes to look cute and naturally acts all cutesy, hence why kids love them. - Might seem a little air-headed, but past that they do think about heavy topics, they’re just good at hiding what bothers them in the sake of fun. Doesn’t get credit where credit is due. Cons: - In a serious relationship, they’ll beg and plead for attention, but won’t give you back as much attention. - Loves loves LOVES to blow cash on shit no one needs. Doesn’t even think about using coupons. - Can be over dramatic and cause a scene in Walmart. A little childish. - If they don’t like you they’ll be petty; things like tripping you, throwing water at you, nasty expressions, you get the idea. Very petty. Virgo Pros: - Can be very polite, wants to save a good face around people. - Very unassuming, the last person you’d expect the killer in a shitty horror movie. - Acts like they want to be the uwu innocent sweetheart who just wants world peace. - Pulls off the straight edge facade very well. Cons: - They fuck with other people by acting all sweet and loving; gains a person’s trust and then elbowing their stomach. - If they really don’t like you they’ll make it known in their actions. They won’t offer to help you with shit. Hauling in 30 pounds worth of groceries? They slicked the stairs with oil. Have fun. - Doesn’t seem like the person who would plot to make you act like an idiot in a public place, absolutely will do it. - Refuses to do anything on anyone else’s time, will only do shit when they feel like it. Libra Pros: - Is very fluent in the emotions department. They calculate and decide how they’re going to outwardly express themselves. - More observant than most people would think, keeps mental tabs on people. - Knows how to function properly in situations where they need to represent themselves well. (Like an office party at someone’s house.) - Knows how to talk themselves out of things, pretty okay at it. Cons: - Likes to count their victim points and plays the “please feel bad for me” card. A lot. - Literally cannot stand when someone confronts them on a fault of theirs, they’ll always find a way to become the victim. They can’t breathe without someone talking about how much they’ve been through and giving them a fucking medal or something. - I live with a Pisces sun Libra moon and a Virgo sun Libra moon. All they do with each other is act nice or yell at each other about who has the most trauma. Can’t deal with their problems without throwing a pity party like a pair of children. - Isn’t really bothered with playing with other people’s feelings. This also stems into 2nd house, that being how you make your money. Libra moon+2nd house is “play with their feelings, make them love me, pop them a Roofie (or two) and after they’re dead asleep, take all their money and leave” If you’re on their good side they won’t mind doing crazy shit for you; get on their bad side and they’re doing crazy shit at you. Scorpio Pros: - Crackhead. Likes to have fun in stupid and incredible ways. Fuck throwing toilet paper on a house we’re spray painting slurs on someone’s car…Don’t worry it’s water resistant. The spray paint I mean. The car’s fucked. Let’s pour sugar in the gas hole thingy and we can stay up all night until someone tries to use it. Fucking incredible. - Absolutely the best at keeping secrets and would definitely join you into state custody and just say “that was fucking fun”. - If you can get past their hard exterior they’re a great and understanding friend who won’t judge you, very attentive and picks up on the little things effortlessly. - Literally lives in the shitty movie trope. Air headed stupid girl meets reserved and aggressive guy who refuses to be her friend but she persists and he lets his guard down and discovers he’s in love with her and they fuck the end. I’d watch it for shits and giggles. Cons: - Reserved to the end of time. No matter how well you think you know them, you can be sure you don’t know everything. Anything you know about them is what they’ll let you know about them. - If you piss them off too badly they can, and will, enact vengeance. It’s practically the Scorpio trademark. What color casket you want? We got firetruck red and choo-choo train blue. Pick your poison. - Refuses affection at all costs. Thinks it’s unnecessary. Some people could be put off by this or find it a challenge to continue on until they cave in and accept tiny hugs and cheek kisses. - Says and does some disturbing things. Like, you okay there man? You got something you need to get off your chest? Why the hell did you get ants into a soda bottle for someone to drink?? More importantly how did you do it?? Jesus. Sagittarius Pros: - The best at having fun, better than Gemini. Is very casual with people; doesn’t make a move of any kind until they’re positive it’s requited. - The best for late night drives and fast food stops. Nothing has to happen but to have fun. - Very adaptable. Sagittarius in itself is someone who needs change, who eventually is uncomfortable with where they’re at, likes to travel a lot. Needs that fresh air and freedom. - Just wants to see the world and discovery the beauty this tiny little rock holds, probably likes foreign food. Cons: -Literally cannot commit to anything or anyone. Unlike Sagittarius Venus, Sagittarius moon just isn’t the quickest to have serious feelings for someone. - Won’t ever admit it but they refuse to get close to someone for a long time because they’re scared of being hurt, and doesn’t want to tarnish memories with someone who hurt them. - Has no problem pushing people away and ditching said people without a look back. Just needs to protect themselves to a toxic degree. Please just be their friend. - Easy to piss off and will either not talk to you for 2 weeks or never speak to you again, depending on the severity. (They eventually get over it and will talk and do shit with you but they’ll much more reserved.) Capricorn Pros: - Very well collected and cool, doesn’t let literally anything slip out. Dresses to impress. - Is the most professional sign in the list; essentially the mom friend. - Knows the right people to speak to and do some underhanded payment to get you up and reflect them very nicely. - Is actually pretty chill, you’ll never see them make an expression though. Maybe that’s for the best. Cons: - When they’re angry they’re fucking angry. They have no problem completely ruining your career and social life and they wouldn’t even pretend to sorry for it. - Tries to bottle everything away, eventually it begins to bubble to the surface and they’re nowhere to be found. Why? They’re crying in a closet just leave them alone please. - Would rather die than admit it but they don’t mind a tiny bit of affection or attention. Just uh, don’t go overboard with it. They’ll immediately shut back down. - Has a bit of (I’m kidding) a huge ass god-complex. Thinks people should grovel at their feet. Probably the dumbass in a strip club picking up the dollar bills off the ground and leaving. Doesn’t even look at the strippers just give them money lmao. Aquarius Pros: - Probably the most stoic/dead inside moon sign Idk man. - Dark humor that rivals that of Capricorn. Probably made up the 21 babies joke. (If you don’t know what that joke is uh, the reference is that there’s 20 1-year-old babies.) - Might actually be a good friend if they’re willing to stop being a cold bitch to everyone around them. - Most likely to do something stupid and/or dumb just to be rebellious or prove a point. It can be fun. Cons: - Very detached from people and their feelings, treats feelings like the plague they sure as hell don’t have it. - Acts petty to literally everyone they dislike. Goes too far with the “that’s why yo shoes dirty” and hits the other person with “that’s why yo aunt died”. Really doesn’t care because they have zero remorse because their feelings are dead. - God complex God complex God complex GOD COM– - An actual asshole, will say something very offensive to someone just to piss them off or to get a good laugh at someone else’s expense. Like I sad, an actual asshole. Pisces Pros: - I was honestly thinking about leaving this black as part of the joke but people can’t take a joke so oh well. Is willing to listen to others’ problems and will try to relate. - Tries to give advice from solely their own experiences. They’re trying, I guess? - Would willingly cry watching Titanic. On a good day I wouldn’t mind it much but Jesus are they whiny assholes. - Either never believes in the spiritual stuff or literally fucking believes God blessed them with the power to speak to ghosts to send them into heaven because they’re that fucking special I guess. What the hell ever man. Whoops this was supposed to be a pro my bad. Cons: - I’ll try to keep the cons short and sweet. They love to victimize themselves and they love being in the spotlight. - Can’t go 10 minutes without starting an unnecessary fight just to blame you for hurting their stupid shitty gross feelings. - Way too attached from the beginning. Can’t help but act like a lovesick idiot because they saw someone mildly attractive or someone complimented them. - At their worst, they’ll completely ignore your feelings and do shit around you that clearly upsets you because they think they’re a victim and they deserve it for some reason. Finally get some time with this person and they promised not to smoke pot around me. 5 seconds to find out if they smoked pot around me or not. If any of these statements upset you please send hate mail and I’ll forward it all to my PR agent. That being me.

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didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

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Rap battle 2014: Marcus Johns vs. Nash Grier

This is my favorite!!!!!!! Love

iconic

gets me everytime

i will never forget

Never Forget !!

"cause it’s past my bed time"

inspiring

This seriously never fails to make me cry of laughter

It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

-Allie

“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”

This is one of my most favourite things ever

Jesus, his fucking eyes turn red and everything