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frances, 22, she/her | UK | mostly elder scrolls
| tes AO3: nuwanders
| SEMI HIATUS UNTIL MID-JUNE

the college of winterhold advertising its employability like '10% went into full-time employment, 10% went into further study, 10% did f*ck all, 69% became bandits and 1% decided to tame skeevers under a meadery for some reason'

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Temba Wide-Arm for the Tes pinup challenge 2023! this is for the 1-3 day prompt of "frostbite". The idea was 'Temba Wide-Arm in a bear skin bikini' but tbh I'm not sure how well that idea came across. Now since I only found out about the pinup challenge pretty late in the month(hence why I'm doing the first prompt 2/3 of the way through the month lol) I'm probably not going to fill out all of them, but I might do a few more as I have a few ideas >:) Also I have no idea what "bear-free lumber" is supposed to mean but it was the best line I could come up with so I'm sticking with it.

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stormcloak soldier: my ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. can you say the same

imperials: (ancestors were also imperializing and brutally suppressing dissent throughout tamriel)

imperials: yeah

m/f ships where the woman is a perfect beautiful sanitized to the point of having no other character can do no wrong queen and the man is a sad pathetic wet loser but TOTALLY lovable, also known as traditional adam sandler movie gender roles,

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my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

ok but that’s actually canon

You forgot this one

Anonymous asked:

Good luck

thanks!