Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

BBQ

blease be quiet

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

wait is it really called Hell Pig

Such an angry beastie. He will fight you.

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TIL that some mayfly species have a gigantic extra pair of eyes on the top of their heads, but only in the males

thanks! i hate it

This man did not spend the last day of his life as an imago to hear you talk shit about him

#they look like TWO chef hats#mayflies are actually doublechefs#they only live a day because if they lived any longer they would put all chefs out of business (x)

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cr.

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

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