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How the fuck do you get all that from pillows

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

'I love your drawings your art is really good!!!'

'can you draw me :)'

I’ve never related to something so hard.

highschool

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

Yato x Hiyori // Noragami OVA 2

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Supernatural in 4 words

Or in 8…

Or in 10…

Or in 15 words…

Or back to 4 words…

Or back to one…

or zero..

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i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

where do aliens hang out

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

perfection

It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.

WOAH THERE CAS

YOUR EYES ARE KINDOF TEARING HIM APART THERE.

(x)

-3 am thoughts (via suspend)

i like this because ben’s almost but not entirely wearing his sherlock face while accepting direction - like, the mouth is all sherlock, but there’s a softness to the his gaze that’s not sherlock.

he is an very interesting actor, in the plasticity of his features - daniel day lewis has the same quality, where he can act himself a different set of features if necessary. alec guinness. can’t really think of a fourth.

THIS!!!!

He’s in the zone. 

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

Turn the fuck up MTV

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