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Formerly HylianEngineer

@nuquo

FYI, if someone here messaged me, but I can't see it.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

"Bold of you to assume that you can undo what you've done."

Also, name change.

A: So what happened?

B: The virus is in your immune system? ...You don't look worried.

A: Well, it is "immune".

B: ...

"I'm going to sleep like a baby."

*Screaming/crying in the middle of the night*

Person A sucks at sports.

A: How do I dodge it.

B: Act like you're trying to catch it.

The worst part of taking hard classes is that a week after celebrating that I passed the class and finals my brain starts telling me that is was a lot easier than I made it out to be and that I bearly made any progress.

A: Don't people usually stand on that side when pretending to lean against of the leaning tower of piza?

B: Who said I was trying to hold it up?

So my bike got stolen...

It was bound to happen sometime. But with my amount of followers?(haven't marked as spam yet).

Why does it take me 20 minutes to get somewhere when I'm late, but when I try to be early it takes less than 3 minutes with a water and restroom break in between and I have a surplus of time I could of used on work.

B:I got you Mcdonald's!

A:Chicken nuggets!

A:...

A:*sees that instead of fries they got apple slices and milk as a drink(also B forgot the toy)*

A:I hate this fucking family

(Semi inspired by something I can't remember and it's driving me crazy!!!)