c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*
you may go to the gym to build muscles but i go to feel the burn of lactic acid so i know what the sea turtles feel in the rising oceanic temperatures
Me when not happy
Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;
“Nobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth
[ID: two posts one after the other on a dashboard. the first is a text post by chips1977 reading “Don’t touch my overnight oats boy”. the second is an image post by sacred-portal showing a person holding a tiny black kitten in one hand; the cat’s mouth and paws are covered in something yellow and it has its mouth wide open as if miaowing. end ID]
they need to stop giving you bread with butter at restaurants before your actual meal. nobody can survive that test.
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
i've never asked for donations in my life. but my family is really struggling.
the RSF militia (yes the same guys from the Darfur genocide) looted our home in Sudan and took everything. including our life savings.
my elderly parents are stranded in a strange country relying on relatives. they need meds. they need a place to stay.
we could really use your help until my siblings and i are able to afford it.
anything you can donate will go a long way. and please do share. ❤️










