Aspiring Catgirl :3

a lot of people think pink lemonade is interchangeable with strawberry or even raspberry lemonade but theyre wrong. theres actually a lot of nuance

FOR THE RECORD. i am aware that i am cheesy, corny, embarassing, cringe, stupid, have bad taste, etc. it just means i get to skip to the front of the line at the gates of heaven

shout out to all the girls who will be the man their father never was

season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie

“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox

this is sooooo funny

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

Screaming and crying and throwing up that I can’t be her

EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn't a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

i’ve discovered a website that has easily the best dachshund images i’ve ever seen. i’m starting a collection

I've been told before you shouldn't talk about politics or religion on a date because it might make things awkward, so I try to touch on both, partly because those are genuinely interesting subjects and partly because "bad first date" seems a thousand times better than "finding out six months later that you've fucked a staunchly conservative fundamentalist".

Like yeah disagreements are uncomfortable but you know what's worse? Waking up next to a dipshit

I saw a silly picture of a bear giving the camera side-eye and felt compelled to make this