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I love Reddit it’s the only place I can see someone get mad enough to insult someone over a 13y old jolly rancher house. I also like that they said goodbye but came back to drop another insult indicating that they were indeed quite pressed over this. Classic

its fucking dember.

this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

There are some specific-ass subreddits and cookiecutters in this world

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

me logging on to say something on any given day

shit's structured like an hbomberguy video

“We later found out that Hamas had offered on October 9 or 10 to release all the civilian hostages in exchange for the IDF not entering the Strip, but the government rejected the offer.”

- Times Of Israel

Happy indigenous peoples day!

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

You know scamming is getting bad when Tumblr puts a giant HEY GUYS THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO THINGS DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE MESSAGES thing on top of the timeline

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

We still remember the hate you had toward David Hogg for being a traumatized child who watched his classmates be shot to death.

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

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Oh, yeah...here in Alameda they trot out the "Mom-and-Pop" bullshit every time rent control comes up. BULLSHIT!

The jerks who own this building own five other properties in town. This building generates 34 rents, say averaging $2450. 34 x 2450 = $83K CASH INCOME A MONTH from JUST THIS BUILDING.

And these assholes are NOT "hurting" AT FUCKING ALL!

They come from Texas oil money in the first place.

They're even so fucking petty as to add $7/mo. to everyone's rent because they are able to "pass on" half the "cost" of "administrating the city's rent control program" which essentially doesn't fucking exist.

It's just complete USERY, absolute unbridled GREED and just goddamned well EVIL.

$2,500/mo for a goddamn glorified motel suite where you smell every goddamned evil smell the people below generate. IT IS INHUMAN! IT IS WRONG!

Before all this insanity with the rents began, these places went for $795/mo. That's all they're fucking worth, IF THAT MUCH! My rent on this shithole now stands at $2,474/mo...more than TRIPLE WHAT IT'S WORTH!

FUCK THE "MOM AND POPS"...they are EVIL GREEDY SHITBAGS LIKE THE REST OF 'EM!!!!!!