Kaminari sneaking into the dorms with a huge coat:
Aizawa: whats in the coat
Kaminari's coat: meow
Kaminari:
Aizawa:
Kaminari: drugs
Kirishima: Just heard a girl say she couldn’t run in Crocs???¿¿
Kirishima: Like, they have a strap for racing honey, not just for fashion.
Midoriya: Shigaraki, my arch nemesis.
Bakugou: I thought I was your arch nemesis.
Midoriya: I have a life outside you, Kacchan.
Eri: *sees Tokoyami and Hawks*
Eri: *points*
Eri: LOOK AT ALL THOSE C H I C K E N S!!
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Midoriya: we’ve won. its finally over.
*Shigaraki slowly starts standing back up behind him*
Todoroki:
Iida:
Todoroki: *starts pointing*
Midoriya: no. we’ve won. im not looking back at him. we’ve won.
Kaminari: so you say you’re French right?
Aoyama: bah oui!
Kaminari: so what’s your favorite French food?
Aoyama: well I adore foie gras, crêpes, and Grenouilles are quite divine!
Kaminari: I’ve heard of the others but what’s gre-gruh-granules?
Aoyama: oh it’s frog’s le- *makes eye contact with Tsuyu*
Tsuyu: *pulls out a gun* go on Aoyama-kun. Finish that sentence.
Tokoyami: Honestly I’m just so badass. So full of darkness. I feed off of the souls of the living. I strike fear into—
Midoriya: You sleep with a stuffed cat.
Tokoyami: HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.
Kirishima: What does it mean to ‘rearrange’ someones guts?
Bakugo: Means they wanna fuck you
Kirishima: Oh…OH
Bakugo: Why?
Kirishima: Well Denki said that you wanted to rearrange my guts and blow my back in. I just thought that meant you were gonna beat me up and give me back pain
Bakugo: Is he physically with you right now?
Kirishima: Yes? We’re watching a movie right now
Bakugo: Detain him
Kirishima: What?
Bakugo: DETAIN HIM. I’M COMING OVER
Kaminari, at 3am: If you drop a bar of soap on the ground is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Shinsou: I will pay you to shut the fuck up.
[At a shooting range]
Present Mic: This is great.
Snipe, watching: You’ve never used a gun before have you?
Present Mic, throwing another gun at the target: I’m out of guns, I need another one.
Bakugou: [Grumbles]
Kaminari: What’d he say?
Kirishima: Sounded like “explosion”, possibly “death”.
Bakugou: [Grumbles]
Kaminari: Translation, Kirishima?
Kirishima: Sounded like “get out of my face or eat flaming terror”.
Uraraka: You got this!
Midoriya: I absolutely do not.
at a supermarket
Midoriya: *trying his best to find good healthy snacks*
Uraraka: *intense giggling*
Midoriya: *pained sigh*
Midoriya: Are we really going to do this again?
Uraraka: *laughing so hard she's crying*
Midoriya: I guess we are... when will this sto-
Uraraka: *holds up a head of broccoli with googly eyes stuck on it*
Uraraka: *in a squeaky voice* PLUS ULTRA!!!
Midoriya: I'm leaving you.
Dabi and Kirishima go to the same salon to get their roots touched up and they desperately avoid eye contact the whole time.