Who do you think that is there!?

VENUSAUR (USING SOLAR BEAM) FROM POKÉMON STADIUM

at dorsia with the mutuals rn….we heard you couldn’t even get a table

don't like white sheets or plates

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

this is a massive day off power move and it feels incredible

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

“girlhood is grief” you’re a middle class cis white woman

I want this mug

men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .

to the joker, it’s just jojo’s normal adventure

i saw christian brutal sniper at walgreens, he was buying condoms, junior mints, and benadryl

he saw me take this but he didnt do anything

imagine blowing weed smoke on an ant and it dies and you see the ant's angel float up out of it

oi dont care if mundays bloo.. chewsdays grey and wendsay too... thursday oi dont care bout yew .. its froiday.. omin luv...

The best part of Fallout 1 is still how you can defeat the final boss by telling him his master race of radioactive orcs have Weak Nut Syndrome

you are so right 

He sets a nuke off under the church dedicated to him. The embarrassment.

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”