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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

poor beautiful bby

I hate my city?

how’s the weather up there

David, difficult to draw privately!! So practice✍

bjorng

I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

-Naruto (2002)

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

oh god theres an entire new generation of invader zim fans who dont know about bloody gir,,,,,,,

alright story time: the fucked up thing about abt bloody gir is its not some creepypasta attempt to make a cute kid show character SCARY and EDGY, that would make far, far too much sense.

it was an actual image meant to appear in the show. it was going to be a shot of GIR with glowing red eyes, covered in a dripping red substance that appeared to be human blood (iirc it was going to turn out to be ketchup, but it was definitely meant to look like an out of control, murderous GIR, covered in blood) an Nickelodeon was like “why are you like this?” and did not let that image into the show

so the iz crew did the reasonable,mature thing and hid semi-transparent bloody GIRs in random frames of the damn show and you can find people pointing out which parts of which episodes have them and this isnt a shitty creepypasta its a well documented real thing that we let happen

Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

heres an iz comic for everyone

HoLy FuCk

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

oh my god I cannot breathe

I literally choked at the end.

“…I’m not sure-”

i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.

new copypasta

Human Hollow Knight Designs I posted late the other night on twitter + extras + late night ramblings in the sides that i didnt care to erase

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with

FUCKING FIVE

In a Heartbeat