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hey trekkies, if you are an artist and make cool star trek related stuff for sale online, reblog this post with links!! i Crave Merch but prefer to support small creators than big corporations (not to mention that a lot of official star trek merch…sucks)

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Op op op op. Oppenheimer style

heyyyyyy I'm become death

do you take constructive criticism

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i have an opposite of bullying technique every artfight where i sniff out ppl who are like 13 and i mass compliment their stuff w a drawing. everyone should do this. get your friends to do it, like a biker gang

i articulated this rather sloppily so, agreeing with people in the tags, encouraging kids with ocs from fandoms you may have grown up with that were seen as “cringey” is incredibly cathartic. giving art to beginner or struggling artists boosts their spirit during artfight as well. you or a group of your friends showing anyone who might be ignored because of their interests or their skill not being “good enough” that You Care is just a cool thing to do and will probably make your younger self happy too. if you have the time, go for it!

poll on chatfics

for the sake of clarity, allow me to first define chatfics as "fanfics which are told primarily in the format of chatlogs or text messages between characters (either in a group setting or between individuals)."

they may be of any genre (although they are commonly classified as "comedy" or "crack") and branch out into prose at points in the story, but most of the story or plot should be in chatfic format.

chatfics do not include fanfics that have brief passages of chatlogs or text messages between characters as, like, flavor enhancers to the story, which would otherwise be told using more conventional prose.

without further ado:

if you would like, you may also elaborate on when you started reading fic, what site(s) you use(d), and which fandom(s) you read for, but mostly i am just curious.

hey i'm trying to track down a nandermo fic i had started reading but hadn't finished

iirc guillermo was a priest and nandor wrote cheesy smut novels and they met cause guillermo sent a strongly worded email about how incorrect the details were in one of nandor's books that involved a priest

there's a scene at a church halloween festival and at some point nandor's family come to visit and guillermo learns to make family recipes from nandor's mom

does anyone know what fic this is?

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Crying about how Aragorn is friends with Bilbo AND Frodo. 2 generations of hobbits decided that fine man should be their friend.

Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it

The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.

I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad

I am going to type up something official to post about what the doctor found in just a moment but in the mean time pls enjoy this Snapchat I sent to my buddies to show off Duncan’s super cool haircut

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YOUR LIL MAN HAS A TONSURE JVGGCGGCFGFDFHHJ

Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts