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please dont

@noxbat

i'm a mess

he was in the fridge!!!

ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but.... the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there... idk if I’d ever recover

@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time...

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mutuals put me in your fridge

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➳♡゛𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒘𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒊𝒋𝒊, 𝒎𝒊𝒎𝒊 𝒘𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒃𝒂

𝐩𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 ♡

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I’ve never seen the Saw movies and I’m not going to bc this is the only version of Detective Tapp I want to exist in my brain

Here’s some fun facts about one of my favorite stories being told in Hamilton: this is Ariana Debose, who plays a special role within the ensemble known as The Bullet. She’s killed for suspected espionage right after You’ll Be Back, and is the first one to die (not counting Hamilton’s mother or cousin who hangs himself). After this moment, she becomes an omen of death. At the beginning of Stay Alive, she carries a shot that narrowly avoids hitting Hamilton. In Yorktown, she helps Laurens kill a redcoat, shakes his hand, then Laurens is the next to die. In I Know Him, she’s the one bringing the message to King George about John Adams and symbolically heralding the impending doom of Hamilton’s political career. During Blow Us All Away, she’s the one who tells Phillip where to find George Eacker, (and flirts with him! Phillip is literally flirting with death!) then Phillip is the next to die. In Your Obedient Servent, she brings the desk on stage and hands Burr the quill to write the first of several letters that will eventually lead to Alexander Hamilton’s death. During the final duel, she again catches a bullet (fired by Burr), and if you watch her, she gets closer and closer to hitting Hamilton while he’s doing his soliloquy until Eliza pops onto stage. At this point, The Bullet is stopped by other members of the ensemble, the time freeze is abandoned, and we all know what happens‬ next. (soure: JC Payne)
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Baby killer vs OP Friends fighting for my tunneled ass~

*I will survive playing in the back*

TBH in this tryhard times we all need toxic premades to survive…

when my SWF group only plays as a 3-man group on a day every random we get into a team with is doomed

Morzsi

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

I really need these dogs in my life today

Took my cats to the vet once and one of these dudes was in the waiting room. It was like a  6 foot tall man had decided to lay on the floor and sprawl out his limbs. 

When I was a little kid, I attended a religious school mostly staffed by nuns. One nun told us that they had a dog at their convent-thingie. Being a classroom full of 4/5 years old, we immediately embarked on a campaign to have the dog come visit us. The nun said she’d ask, but she was sure it’d be fine because he was a very sweet doggie, and we were just a little private school.

Cue a bunch of delighted children playing with the biggest dog ever, and an equally delighted giant dog.

Cue the principal, who was not one of the nuns, walking in and saying, “Jesus H. Christ!”

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I have a great dane, I need one of these too!