woopsie daisy

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping

(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

Not even remotely an exaggeration btw

This is truly one of my favorite episodes, this is one of the parts me and my partner cant stop quoting lol

the double whammy of "♫ who the fuck is this guy? who is he?? ♫" immediately followed by "i'm paul refereeno" had me on the floor in tears

rare symmetrical ally-murph exasperation

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game

Guy who says “you know, the unabomber kind of had a point” but he just means that “eat your cake and have it too” is a more sensical idiom

life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

like whatever man

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

it was worse than I remembered

you couldn't be a futch they/them you had to be a pigeon

The year is 2100. Disney has released the animated remake of the film adaptation of the stage version of the live-action remake of the CGI remake of the live action remake of the animated film The Little Mermaid. Ariel is played by FiZzYwAtEr75, a 15-year-old cosmetics influencer on the popular social advertising network Purchis. Prince Jander (renamed to keep up with contemporary conventions) is a digital recreation of the late Timothee Chalamet, which is perceived as a touching tribute to his life and work. Having signed away the rights to his likeness, his family are not reimbursed for his use in the film.

To avoid controversy, the character of Ursula the Sea Witch has been cut altogether. Her replacement is Genevieve the Plus-Size Merlady, a serene character who has no role in the plot. Instead of the Ursula storyline, Ariel gains human legs by genetically engineering herself with her brilliant scientific knowledge, and she loses her voice because she trips and falls throat-first on a big rock. Her final line in the film, however, is to affirm that her husband the Prince should always be obeyed and loved, and her place as a woman is beneath him. This combination ensures the film has appeal for both feminists and bigots.

Aside from these elements, the plot and characters remain mostly unchanged, with the exception of King Triton (now Mr. Triton the undersea business mogul), Sebastian (now a clownfish who speaks with an Australian accent), Flounder (whose gambling addiction subplot in the previous version has been excised), Scuttle (who now cannot fly), and the fact that Ariel is now trying to start a small catering business on land instead of securing the Prince’s love. Also, the film features the first transgender character in the Disney canon, a pink fish named Leslie who has no lines and appears for 24 seconds in the corner of a single shot. The film has grossed 9 billion dollars at the box office.

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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