the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

Reblog to thank the void

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

@thedarkcrystal1982

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

It has arrived!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

why have i never seen an irl pic of erika moen till now. she looks like she’s from whoville

Is no one gonna talk about the toys she has in the back

A DILDO WHAT NOW

Where’s the cat

this is the original they photoshopped in the cat

put it back

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what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

can y’all believe that almost half of 2017 is like …. over

2016 felt like 50 yrs and 2017 has felt like 3 days

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Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

What a beautiful octopus.

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!