Pathetisad

the truth is out there, and its in the heart of downtown toronto

what the actual fuck

this is toronto’s cultural pride and joy and it is slowly being consumed by an alien spacecraft

A significant portion of the city looks like this actually. Toronto’s aesthetic seems to be “real old buildings being devoured by real new buildings.” And like sometimes you have houses that look like a 12 year old’s first minecraft build sorta jammed between Victorian era stone houses it’s real fuckin weird

I feel like ocad and the ago should be added to this because holy shit toronto’s buildings are weird as fuck

THESE LOOK LIKE VIDEO GAME GLITCHES ARE WE SURE TORONTO ISN’T SECRETLY A GIANT GLITCH IN THE MATRIX??

I hate this fucking piece of shit website I had a fucking dream that I found a baby snail in my flowers and the first thing I wanted to do was take a fucking selfie with it and title it “snemes” eat my entire ass you meme loving fucks

someones a little snangry (snail angry)

SNEAT MY ENTIRE ASS

These are silly! But let me know which of these you find true. :)

This is why we can't have nice things America 😂

you’re my favorite notification.

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this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

does tumblr staff just find random posts and comment “have a nice weekend, tumblr” on them

Have a nice weekend, Tumblr

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

Tate&Nora

Misha : The voice of Reason / x /

French Bulldog argues bedtime

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

me

now THIS is good content if i’ve ever seen it

THIS IS SO CALMING AND FUN

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