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Earthbound Immortal Kalyn Kessler

@novas-grimoire / novas-grimoire.tumblr.com

. [ Wei Wuxian Apologist ] . [ Nie Huaisang Apologist / Wife ] . [ Xue Yang Apologist ] . [ Wen Ning Defense Force ] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Home of the Barian Emperor ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Yiling Patriarch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please tag me in any and all cute cat posts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [ Duel Links: NovaFehnyx / 077-827-830 ] `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` { PokemonGO: Nova Firespiral / 0477 5070 3992 } ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A pissed off pyromaniac occultist with an over clocked sassback chip and no off switch. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FOR ALL RP STUFF: PLEASE CHECK THE PINNED POST | Mun is 21+, Muse is default 18+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I post anything political here, it's because I found it funny ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heyo! This is the main Nova/Ankaa RP side-blog.

Main blog is @novas-grimoire. All Follows/non-anon asks will come from that blog.

Due to tagging issues with my old blog, I just remade the blog.

@too-many-novas is now going to be password protected and will be considered defunct.

I do have other fandom side-blogs that all rp threads for those fandoms will be moved to.

Main muse on this blog is my OC: Nova

On this blog, Mun answers to Ankaa.

DMs and Askbox are always open for plotting.

Mun and Muse are 18+ (Mun is 21+, Muse's age can vary depending on universe, but default age is 18+)

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Muse Bio: In Progress

Rules: In Progress

About the Mun: In Progress

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“you shouldn’t like that character because they’re a terrible person”

look my guy i pulled this character right out of the dumpster fair and square and i’m keeping him

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

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“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.

the “tumblr ad” school of advertisement

Genius marketing tbh

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Yeah, I kind of thought they were like hypodermic needles so, fun straw.

@heyjoe4041 … umm 'media' is about 18 centuries after my time yo, but I did click the little ❤️ thingy. Too, I am the reason there is such of a thingy as vampire media, so there is that Lol Thank you for thinking of me, dood!

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I actually thought the latter as a child.

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