Sleepy gf who needs a nap 🖤 horny gf who eats her out in her sleep
they/them
december 2022, 4 months post top surgery
[image description: a photo of op from the hips up. op is a slim 20s white person with long wavy brown hair. they wear dark colored pants and no shirt, and have top surgery scars. they hold an arming sword over their shoulder. end image description.]
Tim rarely causes trouble, but when he does it's always a serious life or death kind of scenario
Duke is always causing trouble, but it's always the most absurd and silly situations you can think of
when Duke gets in trouble: Oh, Duke! [Shakes Head, Sitcom Laughter]
when Tim gets in trouble: the estonian prime minister is dead, bombs are rigged to the african union’s meeting, an alien invasion is underway, and elon musk has acquired another social media platform
GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET THE JOB
ME
BECUASE THE JOB SUCKED BALLS AND THEY WANTED TO PAY ME LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE WORKING OUTSIDE SIX DAYS A WEEK!!!!!!
SO I GOT THE JOB AND SAID NO
I'm on that tgirl egirl grindset
Logically I shouldn't post this because it's incoherent and I'm hyped on caffeine but I have the ability to say words on the internet and I think it's funny to use this power to say that employers SUCK ASS
did you drink water today? If not it's coming
oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end
i stand corrected
POV: You take your roommate, who doesn't even know what a mountain is, on a hike in the mountains.
It goes about as well as expected.
Expression details and reference used under the cut:
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig +⭐letterboxd reviews by men
I knew the mediocre pissbabies would have a tantrum about this no matter what, but I was not prepared for how hilarious their mewling would be, and that it would significantly increase my enjoyment of the entire thing.
You idiot. We could have been... us.
Good Omens (2019 -) // Nimona (2023)
🦀 Happy Crab Day, Tumblr! 🦀
may it be ✨ crabulous ✨
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
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