I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
i started to draw stan but he looked so l’oreal-y
i shouldve probably included the regular version too huh
i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway
i think about this every time I’m behind a truck
Cancel culture strikes again
No but literally this sucks if real. Like it does and it's worrying
it is real. it sucks. my immediate reaction was outrage over them killing my favorite bus line. "promotes satanism" my brother in christ it's a fucking joke. polish christians get a grip challenge.
however,
the bus line's response to the controversy over the number was to change 666 to 669. which is some of the most beautiful malicious compliance i have seen in a while. and it makes up for the hope in humanity i lost while reading the above screenshot.
reiterating because maybe we weren't clear the first time
if you really like someone's art, reblog it. you can do that by clicking the little looping arrows at the bottom of the post. this will make it so the art appears on your blog and shows up to your followers, but the op is still credited and given notes.
reposting does not give credit. and no, saying "artist is ___" as the caption doesn't count, unless you have permission given directly by the artist.
if you have a funny or pretty image on your phone that you saved from reddit, don't post it here on tumblr, because 99% of the time it came from tumblr. use a reverse image search to try and find the original tumblr post, and reblog that.
taking that extra five minutes to find the original post of an artist you love will absolutely brighten their day and make the entire world a better place.
please, I'm begging you. reblog art. don't repost it.
finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years
My favorite genre of information is when someone gives me an explanation that I find equally as incomprehensible as whatever I missed out on in the first place.
...and they don’t even give me spring onions or coffee or whatever twice a week, every week, to unlock MY “tragic” backstory.
Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.
The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don't work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.
I was about to reblog this like "wow I so agree" and then I checked the username and apparently I posted it.
@ashedink You cannot just hide this absolute work of art in the tags
(I immediately love Big Sneak)
HERE HE IS
THE BIG SNEAK
THE GUY
Key to this type of worldbuilding is that the inconvenience be allowed to be depicted, and characters be allowed to bitch about it.
Like, the fact that oligarchs are filthy parasites that should be executed for their egregious crimes against humanity.
And also that they're pathetic shit stains guilty of more horrors than any of us can imagine.
And that the kindest solution is to grind them into compost and use their remains to nourish our gardens, so that when they bear fruit we can Eat the Rich once and for all.
Played like a damn fiddle
A fiddle?
A stringed instrument, also called a violin, played with a bow, and commonly used in folk music
