had a dream i used a celtic harp as a bow

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE BEANIE BABY DACHSHOUND WAS LIKE THIS

who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since

a happy 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem to all

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

I still haven’t recovered from this

alright hear me out: veggietales inspired tarot card deck

here i’ll go first

I've been staring at this gif for ages and it's so funny.

Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn't bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.

AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE "YEAH I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH"

The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He's just not impressed at all lmao

And he keeps doing it.

Quality content 🖤

we need to welcome pusheen back into our hearts.. she did nothing wrong it was the culture that wronged her….

For dinner

I dont think I've ever seen more Bernie pics than I did today and it's the one pic over and over and over again

I think this one's my favorite

Theres a new plant lego collection out! It consists of a flower bouquet and a bonsai tree

The bonsai tree can be made pink as well

And if you look closely...

ITS FROGS! AHHHH~!

cool pic i found

i trust her to transport large shipments

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

Cats (2019)

seriously though this is amazing, and narrating it Animal Planet style would be a really fun way to do a movie like Zootopia.

Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in your car illegal.

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

If you click through to the article, it also says that they believe it has a 40-year interim between heliocentric orbit (orbiting the sun) and geocentric orbit (orbit the Earth)

Which means sometime in the 2040’s, it’s likely coming back.

“Next time I won’t miss”

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

Game: Gives you a simple task that you’ve probably already did many times before.

Game: Adds a timer.

Me:

Hámster Agility

Ok but can we talk about how incredible this is? Someone had to had spent the time teaching the hamster how to do this. It’s incredibly fascinating