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@notwhatiam

22. She/her. Actor, filmmaker, designer, science enthusiast, thingy-maker, aspiring supervillain, menace to society.

Olympic Proportions: A New Sitcom Coming Soon!

Hey everybody,

I rarely do self-promotion on Tumblr, and I feel weird asking for money on here, but I’m making a project that I think some of you might legitimately be interested in and I’m looking for a little bit of help.  

I’m a Los-Angeles-based filmmaker who is just starting out in the professional world, and I’ve written and am in the process of producing and directing my own seven-episode webseries to be released for free on YouTube and other streaming platforms. The show is called Olympic Proportions, and it’s a mockumentary-style sitcom about the Greek gods. The plot takes during the modern day, when the rise of new technology and other religions have made the gods of Olympus obsolete. While looking for ways to regain relevance in the world of the 2020s, the gods discover Instagram, go on Tinder dates, make an infomercial-style advertisement, and continue to get entangled in the kinds of over-the-top hijinks that you knew and loved them for in your high school mythology class. It’s an adult irreverent sitcom (i.e., it has lots of innuendo and the word “fuck” gets said a lot) with a thoroughly stupid sense of humor in the vein of The Office, Parks and Recreation, What We Do in the Shadows, or Abbott Elementary. It’s been so fun to put together so far, and the show has just been cast, so things are starting to move pretty quickly when it comes to actual production. 

Since I’m currently putting up all the seed money for the project myself, there are some limitations on what we’re able to do. In order to generate some extra funds, I’ve made a Kickstarter page, with the goal of raising $1500 in 60 days. If you have a dollar or two to spare, my colleagues and I would be so grateful if you could send it our way. If you can’t donate, it would be super helpful if you could give this post a reblog to help the campaign get some traction— any way you’d able to help us at this point will be much appreciated. This project is so incredibly important to me, and I hope that we’ll be able to make something really great to share with with you soon. 

Here's the Kickstarter link:

Thanks so much. I am so beyond excited about this. I'll be sure to keep posting more about the project as things progress!

Also, I want to give a special shoutout to @missroserose for being my... well, beta reader in her language, script editor in mine. I'm so lucky to have such a great and seasoned writer to bounce my weird ideas off of!! <3

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

I have had this scheduled since december

oh its that day again

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t, but I can’t help but laugh at them just…yeeting poor Van onto a pyre without properly checking if she’s actually dead first. Tai! My girl! You’re so smart, but the second the trauma meets grief, you just act, huh??

Van: I’m not dead yet

Tai, hefting a torch: sometimes I can still hear her voice

six women walk into a wellness center... and the recovering addict gets accidentally killed by her best friend, who was trying to protect her from a suicidal young woman, who was trying to protect her cult leader, who got shot by a mean teenage girl, who was just trying to protect her murderous mom, who was being hunted by her high school soccer team, that included a senator that kills dogs and a lesbian with terminal cancer. and also elijah wood killed a cop