We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

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in fact it is logical to stay at the YMCA

help

out of curiosity because i am obsessed with this billboard, i went to their website and

THEY HAVE AN OFFICE PETS PAGE LMAO

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

i literally don’t care if you have social anxiety you still need social skills

actually developing social skills is what will help your social anxiety

People having social anxiety doesn't affect you at all, shut the fuck up

i have social anxiety that does affect me that’s why i made the post stupid ass

Well maybe write it on the post instead of making it look like you're insulting people for no reason about something that can't be helped

maybe learn some social skills bc it can be helped

re-

read the room

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

new post bc i really need folks to stop spreading tactics that are going to get missourians killed.

attorney general bailey has set up a website where you can report “concerns” about transgender care.

DO NOT SUBMIT PLAUSIBLE ENTRIES.

bailey will take those entries as real stories and use them as fuel to come down even harder on transgender care in missouri. instead, do what we usually don’t do and spam the absolute shit out of it. vary your submissions so they can’t just filter out certain keywords. but DO NOT submit stories that could sound real, because bailey will present them as real.

here is the link.

DO: Use a real sounding name (i.e. not "Anita Dickenmymouth" or something like that) and a real Missouri zip code in your form so it doesn't immediately get filtered out as spam or out of state. DON'T: Submit anything in the comment box that could even remotely be mistaken for a real report, because it will be used against trans people in Missouri. THAT is where you can put your spam, your copypasta, your true opinions about how horrible the order is.

^^^

I don't respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts

What if they have snails crawling down the outside?

Holy shit, this can’t stay in the tags!

Tumblr user perfectlyspreadbutthole is the funniest person alive

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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just informing everyone that next week is a national holiday (first anniversary of bisexual misha collins social experiment)

look for the girl with the broken smile

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

You never peeled a furby?

Uh… Um… Ships aren’t illegal.

Ships are ONLY ILLEGAL IF...

The Vessel switches off their location-transmission devices, thereby making themselves a HAZARD TO MARITIME NAVIGATION, in order to ENGAGE IN ILLEGAL ACTS.

The Vessel is FRAUDULENTLY DISPLAYING a national flag that is NOT OF THEIR REGISTERED PORT OF ORIGIN.

The Vessel is otherwise engaged in ACTS THAT VIOLATE SOLEMN MARITIME LAW, and may face fines and prosecution in admiralty court for their offense in their port of origin or nation in which the offense was registered.

Other than that, no ships are illegal.

Actually I regret to inform you some ships ARE illegal. Sailing a ship you know to not be seaworthy may constitute insurance fraud, which is very illegal.

Today instead of a problematic ship, we present you the guidelines on how to avoid the most common mistakes that result in a ship becoming problematic.

Sorry but this is hilarious

can I take a picture of the moon?

the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry

its like with grief

The five stages of something happening with supernatural (a show that ended more than two years ago):

1. Disbelief

2. Hysteria

3. Destiel bargaining

4. Anger

5. All of these at once (dormant)

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

If the amount of happiness, immediate or ultimate, is increased by any costume, it is right to wear it.

in 1866 folks so fucking miss me with all your ideas that this is some outlandishly modern idea