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Not Perf Lisa

@notperflisarts

Human
...I suppose?

the tarot card has actually nothing to do with the pose, it’s just that it’s a self-portrait and every time I try a new tarot deck the first card I happen to pull out is the strenght

So technically the one on the right has the original colors I drew

But then I edited the picture and I gotta say the left kinda looks better? It pops more if you know what I mean

idk

what do you mean the nice nymph telling the heroes where are the pieces of the magic scepter who can destroy the BBEG is actually the BBEG tricking them into putting back together the scepter that holds all of her powers is an overdone trope ?

(also she introduces herself as Tillih and if you move the letters it makes Lilith hehehehehehehehehe)

here have a gotham villain that I made but can’t show anyone cause during the campaign I’ll be dming I’m gonna pretend she’s official (she owns every single radio station in gotham, do crimes just for fun cause she’s bored, and when she listens to music her body can regenerate from any wound within a few seconds, therefore the scar on her eye isn’t real, she got it tattooed cause she thought it would look badass)

disney same-facing dragons now

introducing elsa's dragonsona

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what the hell is this cursed shit

same energy

I downloaded a fucking screen recorder just so i could do this

I'm going to be frank, they um...totally didn't keep Sisu's eyes? Which I'm not sure how that came about?

The eyes of Sisu as a human are clearly very different than in her dragon form.

I'm drowning in questions and Disney won't save me

I did a quick edit of the dragon on the poster, it ain’t much but I still feel like it’s a little better

Hey Netflix Disney+ streaming service whatsoever

I’ve got 2 concept for you and I honestly don’t get how you didn’t think of it earlier

PLAYLIST

LET US MAKE FREAKING DIFFERENT PLAYLIST OF OUR FAV MOVIES AND TV SHOWS BASED ON OUR MOOD AND ON WHATEVER WE WANT THE THEME OF THE PLAYLIST TO BE

THIS HAS ADVANTAGES ON BOTH SIDES

FIRST OFF WE AS HUMANS LOVES TO CLASSIFY THINGS AND IT WOULD MAKE BROWSING SO MUCH EASIER CAUSE WE WOULD AUTOMATICALLY HAVE ALL THE STUFF WE LIKE IN ONE PLACE AND THIS PLACE SEPARATED ON OUR DIFFERENT TASTE

BUT ALSO YOUR ALGORITHM WOULD BE EVEN MORE ACCURATE AND USEFUL CAUSE HEAR ME OUT, INSTEAD OF SUGGESTING ME TO WATCH THE TOTALLY SPIES CAUSE I WATCHED A BARBIE MOVIE LAST WEEK WHILE TODAY I’M MORE IN THE MOOD FOR A THRILLER, YOU COULD SUGGEST THINGS ONLY IN THE PLAYLIST THAT HAS THE SAME THEME, LIKE IF IN A PLAYLIST YOU SEE A LOT OF HORROR MOVIES, YOU SUGGEST HORROR MOVIE IN THAT PLAYLIST AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE REST, THIS WAY YOUR SUGGESTION WOULD AUTOMATICALLY BE MORE EFFICIENT BECAUSE THEY WOULD ALWAYS BE IN TUNE WITH WHATEVER WE’RE FEELING LIKE TODAY SINCE WE ALREADY WENT BY OURSELVES IN THE RIGHT PLAYLIST

Now for my second concept

FRIENDS

LET US HAVE FRIENDS ON YOUR STREAMING SERVICE AND GIVE US THE POSSIBILITY TO LEAVE COMMENTS UNDER TV SHOWS AND MOVIES FOR OUR FRIENDS (and I precise just our friends cause if it’s full public it’ll be a nightmare) TO SEE !!! WE KNOW WHAT OUR FRIENDS LIKE AND WE COULD WRITE UNDER MOVIES WE WATCHED WHICH WOULD MAKE THEM WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE EVEN MORE IF THEY WERE THINKING ABOUT IT AND SAW THE COMMENTS UNDER IT AND SINCE I’M TALKING ABOUT IT YOU SHOULD EVEN LET US SHARE PLAYLIST OF TV SHOWS AND MOVIES WITH EACH OTHERS

I mean come on you can’t tell me that these things would be a bad thing to add cause guess what, the best part of these changes is that if you don’t want them you don’t have to use them so it’s only a win-win, the people that like it will use these systems and draw in more people, and the people that don’t like it will just ignore it and continue using it as they did before

Anyway now that this is out there, I’m waiting

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

this always cheers me up.

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

Jack still being so suspicious.

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taragrimface

what is this.

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an anxiety attack

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the-mad-march-hare42

He gone

Bonus:

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

if you haven’t seen this.

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queenvulture0

Be blessed

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roastducksauce

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

“/oh fuck/”

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aner-bananer

What is this demon????

This is both the funniest and most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

That thing is nightmare fuel and I love it

Some angst, this is literally an illustration for the last chapter of my fanfic but none of my followers from wattpad follow me here so hehe I can post it